Exercise average caution

Exercise average caution

posted on 4 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Pretty much anything can happen…

Photo courtesy of Anita H.
Spotted in China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

So no nearing and watch crash

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Hullabaloo abounds

coffeebot
6 years ago

I’m appropriately concerned.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Major Hazard is here to see you, general. He brings news of Private Insecurity.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Best I can tell, I either have to watch for stalactites, or a javelin is about to fall on my head.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Always remove the ball rack before starting a game of pool.

Ageless
Ageless
6 years ago

Major Warning!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Private! Do not enter the Danger!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

General Warming coming soon

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Please obey Murphy’s Law.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
6 years ago

Colonel Klink’s immediate superior

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

@Ageless:
Private Property!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

The Joint Chiefs: General Failure, Major Caution and General Danger.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

[This is a shirt if I ever saw one.]

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

27 Exclamation Point Fatalities On This Path Last Year
Please Walk Safely

coffeebot
6 years ago

part of the homeland security advisory system:

NO NEARING
terroristings

WATCH CRASH
especial in korea

GENERAL DANGER
be the afraid

FALL CAREFULLY
you may fall of a terrorist

LOSE HEADWAY
low terrorist use handrail

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

This Sign Up

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Specific Danger is prohibited

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

General Danger may lead to Major Pain.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Danger is my middle rank.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

Beware of the usual stuff

GwydionM
6 years ago

Feral generals have been seen lurking nearby. Keep your car doors locked.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

First mile marker on the Highway to the Danger Zone

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

Danger, Falling Rocks, of unspecified sizes

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

-So, I don’t have to be worried about being gored by rampaging rabid unicorns?
-No, that’s a very specific and remarkable danger.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

This man’s Army:
General Danger
Major Disaster
Captain Crash
Lieutenant Trouble
Corporals Chaos and Mayhem.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Violators will receive Corporal Punishment.

Rayray
Rayray
6 years ago

This is actually a sign for the parking spot of General Wéixiǎn, China’s most bold and reckless general

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

it will be avery long sentence

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Private Snafu was always in General Danger because he was Major Lee Stupid.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Generally speaking, if you will.

WildaBeast
WildaBeast
6 years ago

Wow, Carlos Danger rose through the ranks pretty fast!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Somehow I’m sure Florida Man will be involved.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Thank fast, Granny!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Let your free floating anxieties go wild!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

We’d explain, but by the time we’d finished, you’d be dead anyway.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Welcome to Anti-Zen Land.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Whatever you’re doing, stop it right away.

Auntie
Auntie
6 years ago

注意 = chuu.i pay attention
安全 = an.zen safety, security

In Japanese, anyway. It’s a very common sign meaning “Please pay attention for your own safety”. Indeed, it is simply a general warning. Therefore, “general danger” and existential hilarity ensues.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

You could fall down and break your random.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

If you ignore General Danger, you will face Corporal Punishment and Major Discomfort by Ryan’s Privates.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

General Danger Vs. Interceptor.
Challenge accepted by both.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Name and rank?
– Colon’ Nearing, Sir!

Jack
Jack
6 years ago

So slip carefully!

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

CAUTION
Specific Anger ahead !

Rey
Rey
6 years ago

I knew the Chinese had some reason to believe life was a game of Grand Theft Auto.. but this is ridiculous.

niiatsrce
niiatsrce
5 years ago

I think I’ll leave now

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