Pretty much anything can happen…
Photo courtesy of Anita H.
Spotted in China.
So no nearing and watch crash
I’m appropriately concerned.
Major Hazard is here to see you, general. He brings news of Private Insecurity.
Best I can tell, I either have to watch for stalactites, or a javelin is about to fall on my head.
Always remove the ball rack before starting a game of pool.
– Private! Do not enter the Danger!
General Warming coming soon
Please obey Murphy’s Law.
Colonel Klink’s immediate superior
The Joint Chiefs: General Failure, Major Caution and General Danger.
[This is a shirt if I ever saw one.]
27 Exclamation Point Fatalities On This Path Last Year
Please Walk Safely
part of the homeland security advisory system:
especial in korea
be the afraid
you may fall of a terrorist
low terrorist use handrail
This Sign Up
Specific Danger is prohibited
General Danger may lead to Major Pain.
Danger is my middle rank.
Beware of the usual stuff
Feral generals have been seen lurking nearby. Keep your car doors locked.
First mile marker on the Highway to the Danger Zone
Danger, Falling Rocks, of unspecified sizes
-So, I don’t have to be worried about being gored by rampaging rabid unicorns?
-No, that’s a very specific and remarkable danger.
This man’s Army:
Corporals Chaos and Mayhem.
Violators will receive Corporal Punishment.
This is actually a sign for the parking spot of General Wéixiǎn, China’s most bold and reckless general
it will be avery long sentence
Private Snafu was always in General Danger because he was Major Lee Stupid.
Generally speaking, if you will.
Wow, Carlos Danger rose through the ranks pretty fast!
Somehow I’m sure Florida Man will be involved.
Thank fast, Granny!
Let your free floating anxieties go wild!
We’d explain, but by the time we’d finished, you’d be dead anyway.
Welcome to Anti-Zen Land.
Whatever you’re doing, stop it right away.
注意 = chuu.i pay attention
安全 = an.zen safety, security
In Japanese, anyway. It’s a very common sign meaning “Please pay attention for your own safety”. Indeed, it is simply a general warning. Therefore, “general danger” and existential hilarity ensues.
You could fall down and break your random.
If you ignore General Danger, you will face Corporal Punishment and Major Discomfort by Ryan’s Privates.
General Danger Vs. Interceptor.
Challenge accepted by both.
– Name and rank?
– Colon’ Nearing, Sir!
So slip carefully!
Specific Anger ahead !
I knew the Chinese had some reason to believe life was a game of Grand Theft Auto.. but this is ridiculous.
I think I’ll leave now