Exercise average caution

Exercise average caution

posted on 4 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Pretty much anything can happen…

Photo courtesy of Anita H.
Spotted in China. 

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algernon
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algernon

So no nearing and watch crash

algernon
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algernon

Hullabaloo abounds

coffeebot
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I’m appropriately concerned.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Major Hazard is here to see you, general. He brings news of Private Insecurity.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Best I can tell, I either have to watch for stalactites, or a javelin is about to fall on my head.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Always remove the ball rack before starting a game of pool.

Ageless
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Ageless

Major Warning!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Private! Do not enter the Danger!

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

General Warming coming soon

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Please obey Murphy’s Law.

MICKEYGREENEYES
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MICKEYGREENEYES

Colonel Klink’s immediate superior

J-Luke
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J-Luke

@Ageless:
Private Property!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

The Joint Chiefs: General Failure, Major Caution and General Danger.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

[This is a shirt if I ever saw one.]

jjhitt
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jjhitt

27 Exclamation Point Fatalities On This Path Last Year
Please Walk Safely

coffeebot
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part of the homeland security advisory system:

NO NEARING
terroristings

WATCH CRASH
especial in korea

GENERAL DANGER
be the afraid

FALL CAREFULLY
you may fall of a terrorist

LOSE HEADWAY
low terrorist use handrail

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

This Sign Up

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Specific Danger is prohibited

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

General Danger may lead to Major Pain.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Danger is my middle rank.

Vulcan64
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Vulcan64

Beware of the usual stuff

GwydionM
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Feral generals have been seen lurking nearby. Keep your car doors locked.

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

First mile marker on the Highway to the Danger Zone

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

Danger, Falling Rocks, of unspecified sizes

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

-So, I don’t have to be worried about being gored by rampaging rabid unicorns?
-No, that’s a very specific and remarkable danger.

Marum
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Marum

This man’s Army:
General Danger
Major Disaster
Captain Crash
Lieutenant Trouble
Corporals Chaos and Mayhem.

Chuck
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Chuck

Violators will receive Corporal Punishment.

Rayray
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Rayray

This is actually a sign for the parking spot of General Wéixiǎn, China’s most bold and reckless general

Marum
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Marum

it will be avery long sentence

Lora
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Lora

Private Snafu was always in General Danger because he was Major Lee Stupid.

Sparky
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Sparky

Generally speaking, if you will.

WildaBeast
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WildaBeast

Wow, Carlos Danger rose through the ranks pretty fast!

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Somehow I’m sure Florida Man will be involved.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Thank fast, Granny!

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Let your free floating anxieties go wild!

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

We’d explain, but by the time we’d finished, you’d be dead anyway.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Welcome to Anti-Zen Land.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

Whatever you’re doing, stop it right away.

Auntie
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Auntie

注意 = chuu.i pay attention
安全 = an.zen safety, security

In Japanese, anyway. It’s a very common sign meaning “Please pay attention for your own safety”. Indeed, it is simply a general warning. Therefore, “general danger” and existential hilarity ensues.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

You could fall down and break your random.

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

If you ignore General Danger, you will face Corporal Punishment and Major Discomfort by Ryan’s Privates.

iLock
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iLock

General Danger Vs. Interceptor.
Challenge accepted by both.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Name and rank?
– Colon’ Nearing, Sir!

Jack
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Jack

So slip carefully!

Peter
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Peter

CAUTION
Specific Anger ahead !

Rey
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Rey

I knew the Chinese had some reason to believe life was a game of Grand Theft Auto.. but this is ridiculous.

niiatsrce
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niiatsrce

I think I’ll leave now

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