Hand over the friend and nobody gets hurt…

Hand over the friend and nobody gets hurt…

posted on 16 Feb 2014 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Clothing

We’re long past the time of lonesomely

Photo courtesy of Michelle La Cour.
Back side of the box for a doll named Bettina.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Do you have to blow it up

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Sounds like a onanists dream

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Don’t accompany me, you don’t know where I’ve been

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

She’s micro-soft

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Isn’t that first sentence a line from “The Court of King Caractacus?

Zordoz
Zordoz
6 years ago

I’m accompanying myself to a movie tonight because I am forever alone

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I only like to accompany me if I’m walking, otherwise I get into arguments over which one of me is going to drive.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Bettina. A person of the opposite of the sex.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Yes, don’t be selfish and keep your friend all for yourself.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

I’d rather have you hand over your money, then I will have friends.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Don’t be hard on the soft lady!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Yes indeed. Give your friend a handover. He will enjoy it.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Isn’t that strange?.Soft ladies, hard men, are what is needed.

I guess there is little need doe “soft” men.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Doe?? – for.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

.Bettina good time.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@BFC. “Tis preferable to be hard – IN – the soft lady.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Like the old saying: Masturbation is preferable to prostitution.

You get a better class of women.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

When Jackie Kennedy married Onassis , she was wondering what to give him for a birthday present.

She was going to get him a Yacht, but he had dozens of yachts.
Then the thought she would give him a ship, but he had hundreds of ships.
So she gave him a little tug instead.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

A Kathoey doll?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Some of my best friends are me

GwydionM
6 years ago

He’s got Betty Davis eyes!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Brooklyn : Lollipop He Lady World Capitol.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Bettina. I bet she’s better in bed

Strikhedonic
Strikhedonic
6 years ago

I’m confused of the gender of this Bettina.

Jim_S
Jim_S
6 years ago

I always accompany me.

Jack
Jack
6 years ago

Is this generous, gentle, soft noblewoman of the vogue the Queen? Or is she just not special enough for that?

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

“Say hello to my leetle friend”!

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Vogue ? Do you mean Madonna ?

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