Here please thing

Here please thing

posted on 1 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

This only cook thank you the food.

Spotted in China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Whatever you say Morticia

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Don’t sleep in the subway either

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

OK I’ll thing about it

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I have a thore throat. Can I whithtle inthtead?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Whose thing do you have to please to get some laundry done around here?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

It takes nearing to please thing

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Whatever you say, Morticia.
*Crawls back into box*

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Wow…didn’t even see that first comment when I posted mine!
Not too often that you see two posts match, verbatim.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
6 years ago

Here! Please MY thing and you can wash your damn rags anywhere you want.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

And that includes you, thing number two…

SF
SF
6 years ago

You cannot wash anything but the kitchen thing.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Please your thing.

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

You rang?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Addressed by Conrad and Sally to Thing 1 and Thing 2 in Dr Seuss’s Cat in The Hat, ” Don’t wash your clothes here!”

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I washed my thing and I can’t do a thing with it.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

…said Mr. Fantastic.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I once knew a girl who liked all sorts of things.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@jjhitt. That was what the Rabbitt said:

“I just washed my thing, and I can’t do a Hare with it.

coffeebot
6 years ago

Please, Thing.

GwydionM
6 years ago

That notice discriminates against amorphous monsters.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

There once was a Laundromat in China,
That had machines which were quicker and finer,
When I put my clothes in it,
It blew up at 20,000 revs per minute,
And my laundry turned up in Carolina.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Dear Thing,

Long time no see !
How are things lately?

Jack
Jack
6 years ago

Wait a second…what if it’s missing apostrophes: “Do not wash, clothes here, please thing.” Oh dear…usually businesses that do that kind of thing don’t make signs about it…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Please, please thing before wash clothes

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Not washing your clothes….. is that even a thing?

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

So much for Chinese Laundry.

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
6 years ago

Please not to orange pieces of the clobberin’ time in lint filter!

Salome
Salome
6 years ago

Why, thank you, Thing.

Salome
Salome
6 years ago

DO NOT WASH YOUR GLOVE HERE PLEASE THING

olog-hai
olog-hai
6 years ago

Please wash clothes here Invisible Girl.

olog-hai
olog-hai
6 years ago

. . . signed, Namor.

GuySmiley
GuySmiley
6 years ago

Laundromats needed thing.

John Wang
John Wang
5 years ago

Do not wash clothes here please thing. 请勿在此洗衣物 Hey, guys, to help you better understand this ridiculous Engrish sign, we have to first get the meaning of the original Chinese message. There are altogether 7 characters here meaning: Please (1) – not (2) – over(3) – here (4) – wash (5) –clothes (6+7). Apparently the translator knew enough English to put “please” at the end of the sentence, but the 2nd Chinese character must have given the poor guy a lot of trouble, as it shared the same pronunciation as “thing” or “matter”(物) (though different characters).Thus, the tragic result. I… Read more »

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