I’m bigilant.

I’m bigilant.

posted on 17 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Do they vite?

Photo courtesy of Nathaniel Altman.
Sign at Ximen Reservoir, Longtan, Taiwan

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Beter Biper bicked a beck of bickled beppers.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

They walk on two legs

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Pagbipers? They’ll scare the monkeys away.

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Is the biss worse than the bite

Mick
Mick
7 years ago

Biper at the gates of dawn?

timmy
timmy
7 years ago

Why is that leaf pointing at the biper?

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

: Yes, they vite. But don’t worry because they’re not benomous.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey signing snakes on this Water Resources sign!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Heteropers accepted

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

They’ll bite you on the Asp.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

No Vettina either

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

I bate the bipers. Don’t bou?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Bonkeys and Mipers

The Bonkeys could be a worry.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
7 years ago

Beh beh beh, beh beh, beh beh, bat’s all, bolks!

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Beware of bipers, because of monkeys!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Bisitors must be bery, bery careful.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Bi- pers like it both ways.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Take 2: Bisitors must be bery, bery, bigilant.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Bipers are benomous and biolent. Monkeys are bulgar.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Equality for Bipers, Lesbians, and Gays.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Be very careful, or the Bipers may hiss on you.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Stop pulling my leg. It’s a Bithon.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

When the Bipers are Bithons,
They all live in a tree,
The adders are subtracting,
And two and two make brie.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

As sung with a head cold.

♫Once a bolly biper bound by a billabong,
Under the shade of a Boolibah Bree,
And he bang as he botched and baited till his billy boiled,
Bou’ll bum a baltzing btilda bith be♪

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Mommy, look! A bee bixen!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
7 years ago

“Biper” is “bleep” in French. Google Translate French -> English translates this as “Security Beepers and Monkeys.”

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

Becaue of bipers.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Lions, and tigers, and bears! Oh, my!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Diapers are even worse

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Bipers are a cross breed of bikers, hikers and vipers. They bite hard if you ever cross their paths.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Remember: when visiting the Northern Region, don’t drink the water.

K.Haskins
K.Haskins
7 years ago

The biper likes both monkeys AND snakes.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

All bulgar entries will be deleted.

Someone
Someone
7 years ago

Better a Biper than a Bieber

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Beware of Biper, Boper, and Bomber

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Bipers are bile.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

What a relief! At first I thought it said said Beiber and monkeys!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

quiet!… Is that a Lattlesnake?

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

They also misspelled “apes”.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

When a biper bites you on the bum,
You should drink lots and lots of rum,
For a biper bite so everyone knew,
Is neutralized by the Bundy brew.

(Bundy = Aust. Qld. Bundaberg Rum)

Jack
Jack
7 years ago

If tourist is vulgarian, please ve to watch for monkeys bulgar and bipers and chickens rude and unreasonavle.

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

Bipers are mutated vipers with two legs, who ride mopeds. The original mutation was caused by radiation from an old communist-era nuclear reactor in Vulgaria.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
7 years ago

Release the flying monkeys! Oh, and the snakes on motorcycles too.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@72rd I remember one monkey, whom the circus workers had taught to play with itself. When there was a large crowd, that was its party trick.

Monkeys may be bulgar, but circus workers are evil.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Thje point of this sign: Don’t buy red triangles.

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Eben if they aren’t benomous, their vites would cause you to vleed to death !

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

@ Marum: Circus workers = Bonkeys ;p

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

I guess that makes us vipeds.

Sector7G
Sector7G
7 years ago

Bipers, monkeys and Vears, oh my!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

That’s not poo they’re flinging!

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