Maoling Museum Looperation

Maoling Museum Looperation

posted on 19 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

Photo courtesy of  Yaofeng Chen.
Found in China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Your looperation in keeping the children from relieving themselves on the flower s and plants will be a treasure for the country.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

What is this desigrated smoking rea, perhaps I’ll take the good car

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Our webs ite : w . w. vv . loop eration . co m

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Can I vring bipers?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It’s healthier to smoke inside the desigrated area than the touristarea? The desigrated area is a magic place!

Rm
Rm
6 years ago

Hullabaloo is permitted however..

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It doesn’t go into the exhibion hall.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I really want to rub your stones.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Welcom
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cal Park

JimS
JimS
6 years ago

Threw me for a loop.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

No access to visitors who do not bring their own rake, pruning shears, and watering can.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Do not let your children relieve themselves at any place, not even the toilet. Just wait until they explode.

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

I think smokers feel desigrated now…

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Revising in january 2000 and still not completed in 2014.

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

There is certainly more than taking pictures; take a good car for example…

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
6 years ago

Could I rub on the stones just once? Please? I promise I’ll behave myself after that!

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
6 years ago

Don’t spit AND litter. Hmmm. Does that mean I can pick one or the other?

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

This sign is the result of y2k.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

7. Laption is not made at here .

Revising in February , 2014

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

rubbing on stones not allowed but rubbing on soft lady is okay.

K.Haskins
K.Haskins
6 years ago

Remember to keep quiet playing those instruments, or no ballgames for you(rule #6)!
Also, where might one take looperation lessons?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

I filled my pockets with the relics since they did not say which country.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Save spit and litter for the locals.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Looperation? Is Bruce Willis going to suddenly appear in the museum?

GwydionM
6 years ago

Only quiet playing instruments are prohibited. Noisy ones are OK.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I only came here to make mad love to my lady, on the stones. Is that classed as a rubbing?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– I swear, Officer, I didn’t vring anything, just looperated: I, Don Yuan, played orchestral instruments in the touristarea very loudly to get a permission for a prohibited ball game, took great car of children, flowers and plants – you know, not all owed them – and then I suddenly exploded in the desigrated smoking, a Rea Xi Juan – my wife – spontaneously combusted, and so I believe my kids are happily not touching, rubbing and relieving themselves all over my historcal ybody!

Jack
Jack
6 years ago

I’m pretty sure taking good care of you children is law, sign, no need for you to reiterate it here, unless you’re also going to mention the UDHR.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Climbing on Stones is prohibited because they’re getting old. Please climb on younger rock stars.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Do you really want to smoke?
Do you want to smoke with a capital W?

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

@GwydionM : Good, I vrought my vagpipes!

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

And I vrought my Dutch tourists, and a brain surgeon specializing in “looperations”.

mr waldo
mr waldo
6 years ago

First you stop me carving Mickey Mouse on the building, then you tell me to leave my nitro-glycerine outside! What kind of museum is this?

Silverwolf
5 years ago

No explosives? I can understand not allowing me to smoke, but I demand my right to detonate!

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