Oh, I suppose you want me to hold it for the bathroom?

Oh, I suppose you want me to hold it for the bathroom?

posted on 24 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Please inquire about other bodily functions.

Photo courtesy of Dan Kuehner.
Seen inside the Benxi underground river cave, in Liaoning, China.  

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

So no pissing and sh*tting here then.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Because the plants don’t like it

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Hey, no sh!t?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Corks are available from the tour guide.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Benxi river cave was formed by the erosion of soil from urine. To prevent further deterioration, please don’t urinate here.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Also, do not breathe or consume nutrients.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I need one of these signs for my church.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

… because this cave doesn’t flush.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I’ll pee then

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Thank god for those portable toilet bowels

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
6 years ago

Yeah, there goes the frickin’ government takin’ away more of our constitutional freedoms!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

“Did I not tell you that if you believe, you will relieve?”

John 11:40

pasdrole
6 years ago

For you do not enjoy the courteous reception of being God.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Is this a cave or a department store fitting room?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

… ever!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

No potto in the grotto.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

No biggie, I’ll leave it in a bag.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is.

Oops, didn’t see the sign. Sorry.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

And no hullaballoo.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Are urinate for the fun or the money.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Not before you stop breathing and stop drinking.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

I’ll drop a two-ton rose, then.

Mayor Rob Ford
Mayor Rob Ford
6 years ago

I’ll relieve myself wherever I want. Especially in school yards, but your beautiful cave will do.

kioku
kioku
6 years ago

Wait i don’t see incorrect English. Am I missing something?

Silverwolf
5 years ago

This is clearly not a urine nation.

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
5 years ago

So, puking is okay then?

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