One thing led to another…

One thing led to another…

posted on 15 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Clothing

…and that’s where babies come from

Photo courtesy of Christin Pennacchini.
Hoodie found in Hong Kong. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Something to do with the winters solstice.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Well at least it wasn’t a lonely bull

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

It happened … right now!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

This should be a little red riding hoodie.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Once upon a grandmother….

szk
szk
6 years ago

What kind of event would a lonely girl and mother be involved and in?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I wish I was a man who wasn’t there

szk
szk
6 years ago

LOL autocorrect!
make that grandmother

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

In the event of ancient times, break glass and release lonely grandmother.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Ah … She was … Grolious!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

That describes about a third of my porn collection.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Creation story of the Hoody Sweatshirt people.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Result: 1.1 meters of children

Mick
Mick
6 years ago

And the lonely grandmother was very lonely.

SF
SF
6 years ago

… and that lonely grandmother was called Sarah, and she met a sprightly grandfather called Abraham, and …

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

That’s what she said

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Looks like someone finally topped “It was a dark and stormy night” for worst opening line for a novel.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Aren’t those some of the lyrics from Spinal Tapp’s “StoneHenge”?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

It is the event of ancient nuts, a David Lynch movie and 50% Polyester

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Grandpa got run over by a reindeer.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Alzheimer’s happened, she forgot Bingo night.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

“It was the event of of ancient times, is was the event of modern times. There was Lonely Grandmother, the was Socially Fulfilled Grandmother…”

-From “A Fail of two Cities”.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Oh so THAT’S what they mean by “the oldest profession”.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy, are you a granny?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

♫High on a hill was a lonely Grandma,
Ley hi, oder, ley hi oder lo♪

(Lyrics from The Sound of Mucuus)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

High on a hill was a lonely grandpa,
Oompah, oder oompah,oder lee.

He cuddled up to the lonely grandma,
And their walking frames got tangled,
And he injured his collywobbles.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

It would like to review an event so it puts it to the shirt whatever

Jack
Jack
6 years ago

…so the lonely grandmother sees a spritely old grandfather with a twinkle in his eye and looks at him whatever

Mark
Mark
6 years ago

My lonely grandmother went back to ancient times, but all I got was this hoodie.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

In the ancient Olympics, where all the contestants were naked, there was an event called Lonely Grandmother.

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