Person 2.0 available

Person 2.0 available

posted on 25 Feb 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

The price is steep.

Photo courtesy of Benjamin Johnston.
Found in Xi’an, Shaanxi, China.

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Ben
Ben
6 years ago

The midlife crisis sign – do you get an MBA, a BMW, or just another six pack?

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

Old bombs go to the left. Bad guys to the right. Elderlies please go down.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I could use an upgrade of person. I’ve been feeling a bit Windows 8 lately.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Either you get an upgrade or watch crash.

Fady
Fady
6 years ago

You’re an obsolete version and not compatible

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

But no upgrade of monkeys

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Is it a girl sign or a boy sign

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

♪ ♫ Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz? ♪ ♫

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Upgrade of Car – where you will find the Interceptor

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

In case you haven’t figured it out, you’re over the hill.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Which way is Upgrade of Spouse?

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Pimp my person.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

♫ There’s a lady who’s sure all that’s grittering is gold
And she’s buying an uprgade to heaven. ♫

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Some prankster reversed the sign. Now my car is smarter than me and I have chrome hubcaps mounted to my legs.

PeeBee
PeeBee
6 years ago

Either get upgraded or it’s all downhill from here.

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

pride comes before watch crash…

coffeebot
6 years ago

Please test the Beta Trail

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Up the hill is prohibited by Elevator

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

I looking for the over the hill sign.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Daleks, turn left; Cybermen, turn right; humans, back the way you came.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: Fall down the hill carefully, then upgrade carfully

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

What to do with your graduation money…
Buy that cool car you wanted, use it for college tuition and books, or spend it all on pot?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Excuse me, could you tell me which way to go from My Wife 1.01 to the nearest Very Beautiful Young Woman Of The Opposite Sex 1.4?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

I think I’ve found the perfect vacation spot to take the wife AND the minivan!

JimS
JimS
6 years ago

Hello, tech support? I’m having trouble installing this upgrade!

pikapal
6 years ago

Too bad I can’t upgrade my self and my car at the same time.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

[self upgrade];

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Is there a Betty version?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@jjhitt
DAFFYNITIONS:

wife = Lover, with all the fun and adventure removed. :<

Someone
Someone
6 years ago

Human XP is not supported anymore. Please go right to upgrade to Human 7 or Human 8, or please go down to upgrade to Human Vista.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Turbo guy with a 16-hardcore microprocessor and 64 gigabytes of REM (or RIM) . . . anybody?

GwydionM
6 years ago

Go down the hill and be degraded

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To upgrade their toboggan
Jack fell down, then went uptown
To upgrade his poor noggin.

Jack
Jack
6 years ago

Upgrade person into God – just book a hotel room!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Juuust Joking. It’s all downhill from here for you. As if you didn’t know.

But you can stay here for a minute to watch others get upgrades.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

To upgrade of person – don’t go over the hill.
That is why we no arrow up for you, you see.

TheMissingNTLDR
TheMissingNTLDR
6 years ago

No, sorry I would prefer a clean install!!

Crank Caller
Crank Caller
6 years ago

Welcome to Church of Upgrade. You no upgrade, you go down the hill. Hill very hot place.

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
5 years ago

The Chinese translation of the Grand old Duke of York makes no sense at all.

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