Super fine interesting!

Super fine interesting!

posted on 5 Feb 2014 in Chinglish

Sorry, I don’t variety craft.

Photo courtesy of Alex Garrett.
Sticker on fishing tackle box (made in China). 

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Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

I need to return this thing; it takes but never gives back. I’ve already lost four marbles..

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Perfect for a novel.

GwydionM
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Take out an Intake Box

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Stopchicks: I know what you mean. I lost most of my marbles just reading the label!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

My dear Friends,

I don’t like you, but I am happy to returning box. It was so wonderfully peaceful perfect great, the variety. though; the small little things including fell out, the outtake, and my wife the children walked on it and fell onto the floor. Since when are they bad decorate in daily life? I thing again, I am of good decorate.

Assistant

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

All the text on this label came from the outtake box.

algernon
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algernon

Do you intake the fish or the knitting needles.

DrLex
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DrLex

I badly need to reduce my paperclip intake. It hurts when they come out again.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Anticipation is a choice.

DrLex
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DrLex

I chose to anticipate to consider to think about evaluating the possibility of probably not paying attention to this intake box.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Home of Good Decorate? Sorry, this is the Home of Random Clutter.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Can I have a Bentool Box instead?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I have so much stuff to store that this would soon become an exhaust box.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Great! My hovercraft is full of eels.

Jazzy
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Jazzy

Finally, a manufacturer who thinks outside the box!

Jellychop
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Jellychop

“Choose to anticipate to pay attention to”.
English class would have been a good place to start.

kemi242
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kemi242

I always to place a thing again of good assistant, but I to place a thing never of bad assistant.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I tried to place a thing of good assistant. The good assistant told me never to do it again.

Jellychop
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Jellychop

To BE or not to BE you?
That is the placing of things of good assistant.

MICKEYGREENEYES
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MICKEYGREENEYES

You can’t improve on perfection.

mr waldo
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mr waldo

If you choose to anticipate to pay attention to this, I think you’ll find you can place a thing again of good assistant. OK?

Ben
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Ben

@Big Fat Cat: No, you may not have my tool box. Then I’d have to replace it with one of these crazy things.

Ben
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Ben

@Big Fat Cat: And yes, I did get your original pun. I’m not completely out to lunch.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Did you come here to fish or to BE confusing?

alexmagnus
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alexmagnus

That sounds like a start of a poem:

Since is your daily life
At home of good dec’rate
Be you to place a thing
Again of good assistant…

I’d like to see how the poem continues. The lines “Chose to anticipate/To pay attention to” looks like something from the same poem, but the other lines don’t fit.

alexmagnus
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alexmagnus

Choose*

Marum
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Marum

INTAKE BOX.

Strange. I thought all of them were. 😡

Marum
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Marum

Well shiitake!

Marum
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Marum

They come already filled with random junk. Saves you the trouble of collecting your own.

pasdrole
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BE you able to anticipate the engrish to get the placing of things.

Chuck
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Chuck

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day.
Give a man tackle box full of paper clips and plastic beads and he’ll probably starve.

RT
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RT

RIP Paul Walker’s english; the fast and the furious series will now never make sense again

Jack
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Jack

So is it a vacuum cleaner?

iLock
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iLock

INTAKE BOX hungry. BE you the food!

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Finally, some pica awareness!

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