Super fine interesting!

Super fine interesting!

posted on 5 Feb 2014 in Chinglish

Sorry, I don’t variety craft.

Photo courtesy of Alex Garrett.
Sticker on fishing tackle box (made in China). 

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Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

I need to return this thing; it takes but never gives back. I’ve already lost four marbles..

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Perfect for a novel.

GwydionM
6 years ago

Take out an Intake Box

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Stopchicks: I know what you mean. I lost most of my marbles just reading the label!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

My dear Friends,

I don’t like you, but I am happy to returning box. It was so wonderfully peaceful perfect great, the variety. though; the small little things including fell out, the outtake, and my wife the children walked on it and fell onto the floor. Since when are they bad decorate in daily life? I thing again, I am of good decorate.

Assistant

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

All the text on this label came from the outtake box.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Do you intake the fish or the knitting needles.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

I badly need to reduce my paperclip intake. It hurts when they come out again.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Anticipation is a choice.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

I chose to anticipate to consider to think about evaluating the possibility of probably not paying attention to this intake box.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Home of Good Decorate? Sorry, this is the Home of Random Clutter.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Can I have a Bentool Box instead?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I have so much stuff to store that this would soon become an exhaust box.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Great! My hovercraft is full of eels.

Jazzy
Jazzy
6 years ago

Finally, a manufacturer who thinks outside the box!

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

“Choose to anticipate to pay attention to”.
English class would have been a good place to start.

kemi242
kemi242
6 years ago

I always to place a thing again of good assistant, but I to place a thing never of bad assistant.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I tried to place a thing of good assistant. The good assistant told me never to do it again.

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

To BE or not to BE you?
That is the placing of things of good assistant.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
6 years ago

You can’t improve on perfection.

mr waldo
mr waldo
6 years ago

If you choose to anticipate to pay attention to this, I think you’ll find you can place a thing again of good assistant. OK?

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

@Big Fat Cat: No, you may not have my tool box. Then I’d have to replace it with one of these crazy things.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

@Big Fat Cat: And yes, I did get your original pun. I’m not completely out to lunch.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Did you come here to fish or to BE confusing?

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
6 years ago

That sounds like a start of a poem:

Since is your daily life
At home of good dec’rate
Be you to place a thing
Again of good assistant…

I’d like to see how the poem continues. The lines “Chose to anticipate/To pay attention to” looks like something from the same poem, but the other lines don’t fit.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
6 years ago

Choose*

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

INTAKE BOX.

Strange. I thought all of them were. 😡

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Well shiitake!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

They come already filled with random junk. Saves you the trouble of collecting your own.

pasdrole
6 years ago

BE you able to anticipate the engrish to get the placing of things.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day.
Give a man tackle box full of paper clips and plastic beads and he’ll probably starve.

RT
RT
6 years ago

RIP Paul Walker’s english; the fast and the furious series will now never make sense again

Jack
Jack
6 years ago

So is it a vacuum cleaner?

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

INTAKE BOX hungry. BE you the food!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Finally, some pica awareness!

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