Also forest fire never leaves tip

Also forest fire never leaves tip

posted on 31 Mar 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Forest fire is a dick.

Photo courtesy of Louis du Plessis.
Found in Zengzhou, China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I’d prosecute it.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

The Belgians did it!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

How dare the forest fire destroy forest

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

We know the forest is guilty. It was seen leafing the scene of the fire.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

FBI – Forest Bureau to Investigate

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

♫ Somewhere far along this forest,
Primarily lost his soul to a forest fire so heartless..♫

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

If we look at this logo here, it seems it was most likely
a German forest fire.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It saves a lot of time when you use the guilty method to investigate

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

@iLock: the Belgian flag is a better match (pun intended).

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Will someone please think of the primarily?

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

It should be noted there are a number of ways of containing a fire, but barbed wire is not one of them.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Q: What is Smokey the Bear’s middle name?

A: The

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

So, the fire marshal wasn’t just being a dick.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@DrLex: Better hope the Belgians don’t surrender. They’ll have to strike the flag.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

BUT! If The forest fire destroys the forest, it won’t be a forest fire anymore.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

There was a Catholic Priest who was found guilty of arson.

He set several choir boys on fire.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I like the French way. If you are arrested you are guilty, you have to prove yourself innocent.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Sparky. In Waltzing Matilda, what was the swagman’s first name?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

A forest fire is like having sex with the Devil.

It burns, roots, shoots, and leaves. 😈

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Guilty. Call the next Forest!

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Forest fire heartless usually because human careless.

Cory Phaeus
Cory Phaeus
6 years ago

But what is methods investigate secondarily?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Forest the People!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

@DrLex – That’s why us detectives always work in pairs,
I think for this case you’ll be in charge, primarily. 😉

Conventi
Conventi
6 years ago

Heartless fire ! Run Forest Run !!!

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