Also forest fire never leaves tip

Also forest fire never leaves tip

posted on 31 Mar 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Forest fire is a dick.

Photo courtesy of Louis du Plessis.
Found in Zengzhou, China. 

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algernon
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algernon

I’d prosecute it.

DrLex
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DrLex

The Belgians did it!

algernon
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algernon

How dare the forest fire destroy forest

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

We know the forest is guilty. It was seen leafing the scene of the fire.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

FBI – Forest Bureau to Investigate

iLock
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iLock

♫ Somewhere far along this forest,
Primarily lost his soul to a forest fire so heartless..♫

iLock
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iLock

If we look at this logo here, it seems it was most likely
a German forest fire.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It saves a lot of time when you use the guilty method to investigate

DrLex
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DrLex

@iLock: the Belgian flag is a better match (pun intended).

DrLex
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DrLex

Will someone please think of the primarily?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

It should be noted there are a number of ways of containing a fire, but barbed wire is not one of them.

Sparky
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Sparky

Q: What is Smokey the Bear’s middle name?

A: The

Chris
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Chris

So, the fire marshal wasn’t just being a dick.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@DrLex: Better hope the Belgians don’t surrender. They’ll have to strike the flag.

Marum
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Marum

BUT! If The forest fire destroys the forest, it won’t be a forest fire anymore.

Marum
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Marum

There was a Catholic Priest who was found guilty of arson.

He set several choir boys on fire.

Marum
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Marum

I like the French way. If you are arrested you are guilty, you have to prove yourself innocent.

Marum
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Marum

@Sparky. In Waltzing Matilda, what was the swagman’s first name?

Marum
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Marum

A forest fire is like having sex with the Devil.

It burns, roots, shoots, and leaves. 😈

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Guilty. Call the next Forest!

Lora
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Lora

Forest fire heartless usually because human careless.

Cory Phaeus
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Cory Phaeus

But what is methods investigate secondarily?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Forest the People!

iLock
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iLock

@DrLex – That’s why us detectives always work in pairs,
I think for this case you’ll be in charge, primarily. 😉

Conventi
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Conventi

Heartless fire ! Run Forest Run !!!

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