“Beats ‘This Little Piggie’

“Beats ‘This Little Piggie’

posted on 29 Mar 2014 in Chinglish, Containers

Honestly, you had me at QQ

Photo courtesy of Solomon.
Pencil case from China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

He was a cold puppy

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

The cannibal.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Said Hello Kitty on they way

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Hot story, bro.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

So it’s a story about a wiener dog.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

PUPPY: ”Mommy? Are you going to eat my Daddy?”

szk
szk
6 years ago

How does the toilet paper roll fit into it?

szk
szk
6 years ago

So how does the toilet paper roll fit into it?

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

@ Droll Not Troll: No he’s just a little boy

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Judging from his face, he’s having a ball…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Why did the hot dog cross the road?
– Because he was playing with a puppy!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

He looks angry, I don’t blame him, he didn’t find out
that the hot dog actually contained dog until after he ate it.

The meaning of those 3 boxed pictures:

1. Puppy goes on downward spiral after revelation.
2. Puppy uses lots of toilet paper to make sure no trace of dog is left.
3. Puppy lets off some steam playing football.
(soccer in the US)
(foot-sockker-ball in ENGRAND)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

There is also a story for concerning somebody going to make a miss steak

Estragon
6 years ago

Am I the only person who tried to read that to the tune of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air song?

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

@Estragon: Nope, I did that too 😀
Cool website btw.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Don’t worry — it’s not anybody we know!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

@iLock: Using TP to get out the last traces of dog — inspired!

Out damn Spot!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Mea culpa. To do the Bard justice, “Out, damned Spot! Out, I say!”

(Did everyone else endure the Dick ‘n Jane series in grade school?).

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Look out, that’s one badass-looking little puppy with a soccer mom.

And a cinnamon roll. And a roll of toilet paper. ?? Guess you never can be too prepared…

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

@szk: The toilet paper fits in between the vortex and soccer ball.

Mark
Mark
6 years ago

took me a minute to realise the picture was actually a dog

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I think that puppy has already had it’s share of hot dogs.
And ugly dogs.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

A hot dog is a canine prostitute.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

We have no hot dogs for you. QQ harder, noob.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Bugger! They’ve cut off me front paws.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Toilet paper is for Poopies

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If your striker is a dog you may need to buy a new player for next season

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

The puppy has a snail, a roll of toilet paper, and a soccer ball, and can only carry one across the street at a time.

The snail will eat the hot dogs or toilet paper if left alone with them. The soccer ball will roll away down the street if left by itself but can be propped in place by the roll of toilet paper or the hot dog stand.

How does the puppy get everything to the hot dog stand across the street?

szk
szk
6 years ago

The thing on the right gives me the creeps

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

The puppy looks pained from many hot dogs,. He’d better take some Pupto-Bismol or he’ll be barfing up the wrong tree!

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Lol, I meant to say “TOO many hot dogs”, but now it’s like that squirrel in the commercial who says “Many hot dogs are within you”. 🙂

GwydionM
6 years ago

But then decided he’d prefer a hot bitch

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

This is a story for concerning a puppy going to buy a hot dog and ended up being the hot dog itself.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

…and on the way he met a kitten who was going to buy some hot pussy.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

It’s a dog-eat-dog world cup !

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@szk: Lots of things on the right give me the creeps, but this is no place to talk politics. 😛

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

He looks like a strict adherent of the dog philosophy of dieting: When in doubt, eat it. If it turns out to be inedible you can always barf it up later.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Play ball
– Toilet roll over
– Do not play hot dog in park

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
5 years ago

Heard it all before, he got into some trouble and his mommy packed him off to live with his aunty and uncle in Bel-Air.

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