Because biking seems too nice

Because biking seems too nice

posted on 6 Mar 2014 in Signs

…then stand inrine

Photo courtesy of Nicholas Murray.
Spotted in Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Slope Onry so not need to cross

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

And nor running ornly

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

“Go to Slope”. There’s a racist joke in there somewhere.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Bikes are banned from walking. It freaks people out.

PeeBee
PeeBee
6 years ago

What about inrine skating?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

No lunning, crawring or rimping.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Clossing by idiots will lead to accidents

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

Go to slope, go directly to slope. Do not cross, do not collect $200.

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Medulla Oblongata Hill

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Go to slope. That’s an order.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy, can I fry?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

At least it doesn’t say ”Go to Herr”

GwydionM
6 years ago

And War-king only

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Let’slope!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

No Crossing? That sounds anti-Catholic to me.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Attempting to write English translations when you’re not very fluent in English is always a slippery slope.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

A few million ornery slope,s would be an intimidating sight indeed

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If you can’t cross, how do you get to the other side to go home?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

This means you, chicken rude and unreasonable.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

“It is one of the peculiar truths of life that people often say things that they know full well are ridiculous.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Slippery Slope

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

1. Go to Slope.
2. Watch Clash.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

No Crossing, No Groly

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

Adult Engrish version: Go the F**k to Slope.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

You o’nry polecat !

Classic Steve
6 years ago

No slope, radio.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

I bet standing is arrowed . . . not ?

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Onry? Is that an airport in Paris?

kioku
kioku
6 years ago

That seems valid to me.

kioku
kioku
6 years ago

oh it’s the r in onry. Is there anything else I’ve missed too, or is it just the r?

Crank Caller
Crank Caller
6 years ago

Walking Onry – the Engrish version of Walking Dead.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Which slope am I supposed to go to?

The one at the door, or the one in the office?

niiatsrce
niiatsrce
6 years ago

if you cross you won’t get to watch crash

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Excuse me! I AM WAR-KING HERE!!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

@ kioku: Nope, ♫ onry the ronery r

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
6 years ago

Humans onry

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
5 years ago

Do you know how hard it is to find someone called Onry? Then you got to put a leash on them and try to get them to go for a walk! And, are they a bit grateful? Are they feck!

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