Because round is overrated

Because round is overrated

posted on 26 Mar 2014 in Clothing

Round peg — meet square hole.

Photo courtesy of A.P.
Found at dollar store in US (likely from China). 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

So what are the flowers for

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

The big square goes where

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Made specially for Spongebob.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Does this make my butt look rectilinear?

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I wish I was wired for comfortable current.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Comfortable current; only a few milliamps, you’ll hardly notice.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@jjhitt: I don’t think that word means what you think it means. 😉

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

For the large woman who has all the angles.

SF
SF
6 years ago

@webmaster
With the comfortable current, it’s more like a square plug in a round hole.

PeeBee
PeeBee
6 years ago

Baby got box.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Direct current or alternating current?

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Batteries not included.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

AC or DC?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

@ DrLex: Damn abbreviations… 😉

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Tesla’s attempts at revolutionizing underwear were suppressed by the Big Panty Monopolies.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

It rubs the panties on its square or else it gets the hose again

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Currently designed by ‘PSquared’

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

For hipsters and squares alike.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

I prefere a small triangle.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

@jjhitt:
“Big Panty” Monopolies”
or
Big “Panty Monopolies” ??

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Beijing Fancy Pants !!

szk
szk
6 years ago

Now that is what I call square pants.

szk
szk
6 years ago

Generates electric current when you walk

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy? Have you seen my panty hose?

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

DAT SQUARE

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I’m pant ing just thinking about it.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

That is an interesting idea.

Get your Tens machine, hook one electrode to your lady, and one to yourself , then make the connection,

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Mmmm. You could actually hook it to a rheostat, so that the current increases with distance moved.

That way, you could read on an Ammeter you far you are in.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Actually! You could then put the output through an “analogue to digital convertor” to convert the reading into inches, or centipedes, if you wish.

BTW The first “you” was meant to be “how” in the previous posting.

I was giggling salaciously/vicariously at the very idea.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

2nd “you” third line. May glasses are fogging up. 😀

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Do not current dry
– Square separately
– Do not triangle

PS: We do not apologize for the incontinence or when the current enters pool

pikapal
6 years ago

Square bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

I always wondered why she called it my “universal adapter”.

Cory Phaeus
Cory Phaeus
6 years ago

Tawdry and small circle

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