Because round is overrated

So what are the flowers for

The big square goes where

Made specially for Spongebob.

Does this make my butt look rectilinear?

I wish I was wired for comfortable current.

Comfortable current; only a few milliamps, you’ll hardly notice.

@jjhitt: I don’t think that word means what you think it means. 😉

For the large woman who has all the angles.

@webmaster
With the comfortable current, it’s more like a square plug in a round hole.

Baby got box.

Direct current or alternating current?

Batteries not included.

AC or DC?

@ DrLex: Damn abbreviations… 😉

Tesla’s attempts at revolutionizing underwear were suppressed by the Big Panty Monopolies.

It rubs the panties on its square or else it gets the hose again

Currently designed by ‘PSquared’

For hipsters and squares alike.

I prefere a small triangle.

@jjhitt:
“Big Panty” Monopolies”
or
Big “Panty Monopolies” ??

Beijing Fancy Pants !!

Now that is what I call square pants.

Generates electric current when you walk

– Mommy? Have you seen my panty hose?

DAT SQUARE

I’m pant ing just thinking about it.

That is an interesting idea.

Get your Tens machine, hook one electrode to your lady, and one to yourself , then make the connection,

Mmmm. You could actually hook it to a rheostat, so that the current increases with distance moved.

That way, you could read on an Ammeter you far you are in.

Actually! You could then put the output through an “analogue to digital convertor” to convert the reading into inches, or centipedes, if you wish.

BTW The first “you” was meant to be “how” in the previous posting.

I was giggling salaciously/vicariously at the very idea.

2nd “you” third line. May glasses are fogging up. 😀

– Do not current dry
– Square separately
– Do not triangle

PS: We do not apologize for the incontinence or when the current enters pool

Square bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

I always wondered why she called it my “universal adapter”.

Tawdry and small circle