Comes already warm

Comes already warm

posted on 30 Mar 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toiletries

Save some room for urinal cake

Photo courtesy of Holly Tavel.
Found in Prague, Czech Republic. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Are they taking the piss

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Taste better with lemon

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Passed by the Board of Health.

Alex
Alex
6 years ago

Warmly recommended by Miss Urine Tester USA.

https://www.engrish.com/2002/06/miss-urine-tester-usa/

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

We were better off when the piss entered the pool.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Available in stainless steel or porcelain flavour.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Goes nicely with a hot dog

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I prefer mine in a bowel

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

Ah, bloody piss pots, always pissed!

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
6 years ago

Well, the name is appropriate. I don’t speak Czech, but from my knowledge of some other Slav languages, the Czech part says “Takes care of the health of the urinary system”. Apparently some medical tea.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Drink it while it’s still hot.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Mmm … A cup of pee!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

You have to drink it standing up.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Part of the Bear Grylls survival pack.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

bring your own tea bag.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

They used to tell travelers “Don’t drink the water”.
Now it’s “Don’t drink… anything… ever”.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

P T?! Y P T?

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Brews at body temperature!

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

That’s the main reason I just piss in the sink.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Don’t leave it around — it starts collecting cigarette butts and boogers.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

To be, or not to be, that is the question—
Whether ’tis Nobler in the mind to suffer
The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune,
Or to slurp up a Sea of rising Urine,
And by gulping end it?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

That is the trouble with Communist Regimes:

Either urine or ureout.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Urinal Hot Drink: The tea that will suit you to a “P”.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: Never miss the urinal

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

How come, in the age of Digital Cameras, which do everything automatically except wipe your bum, so many photos are still out of focus?

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Infused with essence of urinal cake

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Best contained in a bowel . . . but then it will eventually get in the urinal, so it won’t matter anyway.

Silly Uncle Willy
6 years ago

Drink pee and see!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Stop!
Wee are close.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Urine for a good time.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

I remember drinking this one time when “Danny’s Song” came on the radio.

Ahh… memories.

tai fu
tai fu
6 years ago

You work your nuts off everyday
A proud American all the way
Life is just a merciful blur
When you pop a Pißwasser

Pißwasser, this is beer
Drive drunk off a pier
I love drinkin’ all day long
I beat my girlfriend as I sing this song

PIßWASSER: Cheap German lager for export only

HeadwoundHarry
HeadwoundHarry
6 years ago

Enjoy with a side of corn or peanuts!

Tomires
Tomires
6 years ago

Well,
to be fair the subtitle clearly states it is a medication for taking care of your urinary tract. The naming is a bit unfortunate to say the least though 😉

Source: native czech speaker

North
North
6 years ago

Hate to ruin the fun, but this is not a toiletry and neither a case of Engrish. This is an over-the-counter medicinal drink with cranberry extract for treatment/prevention of the urinal tract infections. If in doubt, Google can confirm that.

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
5 years ago

Get it while it’s hot, it’s luverly!

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