Does it notice?

Does it notice?

posted on 18 Mar 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy Elizabeth Nolan.
Menu found in China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Sit! Roll over! Doesit!

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

That dog!
I noticed.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I just hope my wife doesit notice my Porn Steak

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Steamed hotdog! I never notice that… so does my dog.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

One cannot trick a dog into eating sleamed stuffeddun. It notices.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It sleamed like a good idea at the time.

JimS
JimS
6 years ago

Most of all you’ve got to hide it from the dog, Mrs. Robinson.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

You should always notice where the dog doesit so you don’t stepinit.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Oh, I think he DOES notice that his tail is missing, and has been turned into sleamed stuffeddun…..

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Isn’t Stuffeddun a town in Wales?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Waiter, I ordered a Pork Steak!
– I’m sorry Sir, I made a Miss Steak …

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Things are not what the sleam.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I don’t always hump table legs, but when I do I do it with a side order of diced chicken and veggies.

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

No dogs were sleamed in the production of this cuisine.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

But looking at him he’s real pleased to see you.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Fido stop licking that

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– That dog… Doesit notice?
– I’m afraid it does it …

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Jimmy eat Snuffleupagus and Rover don’t care,
Jimmy eat Snuffleupagus and Rover don’t care…

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Two Nort Korean girls are at college in the USA. They see assign that proclaims; HOT DOGS. They think: “We’ll have some of that.”

They sit down to eat. One girl opens her bread roll, giggles, and says to the other girl: “What part of the dog did you get?”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

assign = a sign (Gottverdammte)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Stopchicks.
Jimmy eat Snuffleupagus and Rover don’t care,
Jimmy eat Snuffleupagus and Rover don’t care,
For the stuffedduns gone away.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Gosh! One chive in all that rice.

It would be worse than finding a noodle in a stuffeddun.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Don’t step in the stuff the dog’s dun.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Or: Don’t step in the stuffeddun by the dog.

Greenbird
Greenbird
6 years ago

Well, whatever it is, it sounds better than the Flied Lice that was offered to ME.
😛

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

Sounds good, but how is the “Hangzhou glilled glazeddun that cat couldbe aware”?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

It dogs, doesit?

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Headline: Dog Doesit!

“Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard
To get her old dog a bone
And when she bent over, Rover took over!
And she got a bone of her own.”

JD
JD
6 years ago

I don’t know, you tell me. Does it?

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Very honest of them . . . not even the dogs would give a sniff at the food they make.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Whatever they can sneak past the dog goes into the pot.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

With egg’s what?

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Is your dog a goer? Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. Say no more, say no more!!

Wm Jas
6 years ago

“Dogs ignore” is a brand name of buns in China. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_Believe

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

@Big Fat Cat – I noticed you noticed the wrong item,
you seem to have noticed the steamed one, but everyone
else noticed the sleamed one.
Itdoes notice.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

I rode the Sleam Lrain to get to this restaurant.

Ocelot
Ocelot
6 years ago

I think my cat did

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Well, a change from cat, anyway.

ccY
ccY
6 years ago

Hubby: I noticed that you like the doggie style.

Papa!!
Papa!!
6 years ago

What ever it is my dog doesit notice my food, Waiter.

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