Don’t harsh my mellow, shoot me

Don’t harsh my mellow, shoot me

posted on 1 Mar 2014 in Clothing

Thanks, dude.

Photo courtesy of Emily White.
T-shirt found in Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Ah the passive agressive

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Nothing like an audacious mellow heart

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I’m asking politely

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

PS: Don’t Forget Me

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

ShOOT MY hEART WITh MARShMALLOWS.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

In an alternate universe Gary Gilmore became an audacious fashion designer.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

What the h?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Purchased from Target?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

“They call me mellow yellow”
(Qite audaciously)
Donovan would be proud.

Zordoz
Zordoz
6 years ago

Will you die audaciously when I shoot you audaciously?

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Also available with imprint:
ShOOT MY
SQUISHY hEAD
“COWARDLY”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I am quite prepared to shoot another part of your anatomy – many times.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I shot my Asian lady five times one night. She was quite mellow by then.
But I was dead. 😀

Cory Phaeus
Cory Phaeus
6 years ago

I ShOT THE ShERIFF, BUT I DID NOT ShOOT AUDACIOUSLY.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Don’t shoot my heart,
My yellow, mellow heart,
The most vital organ I know
And if you shoot my heart,
My audacious heart,
I might be feelin’ mighty low! (as in dead)

GwydionM
6 years ago

Bury my heart with the marshmallow’s mellow knee!

Jack
Jack
6 years ago

The audacity! >:O

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Using a pump-action shotgun would seem appropriate.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I used to be a t-shirt wearer like you, then I took a mellow to the heart.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

“Captain, who’s the prime suspect in this shooting?”

“It’s Marhsa, Marsha Mellow”

Stephen
Stephen
6 years ago

My dictionary defines “audacious” as either:
“showing an impudent lack of respect”
or
“showing a willingness to take surprisingly bold risks”
With that in mind, is it even possible to shoot someone in a non-audacious manner?

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Why can’t I free your relaxed mind, and shoot your mellow heart?

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

My heart isn’t chicken, it’s mellow.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

♫♪ ShOT TO ThE MELLOW hEART!
And you’re to blame
You give Audacious a bad name

Myself
4 years ago

Audacious says the weirdest stuff. Someone thought this was a good enough quote to put on a shirt and credit it to Audacious?

Myself
4 years ago

We need audacity, and yet more audacity, and always audacity, and the fatherland shall be saved!

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