Going 100

Going 100

posted on 12 Mar 2014 in Chinglish, Transportation

Hurry! Before it went!

Photo courtesy of Joe Murray.
Moped found in Taipei, Taiwan.  

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Going is made at here!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Going where

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Don’t Going Drive

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Who Going

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If I get to 100 I hope I’m still going… regularly.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Custom
80% Going
20% Coming

JimS
JimS
6 years ago

Gone!

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Favorite ride for the Energizer Bunny.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Going! Going! Blaze it up!
….and that’s the last time I’m eating habanero peppers! 😯

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Blaze it up! You’re 100, they won’t arrest you for marijuana possession!….aches and pains…gone!….you can try!…no pressure…dude…

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

I going 100 points on way to make ultimate skill.

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

You can try getting a ticket! Hurry! Hurry! The police are going!

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
6 years ago

Bend over. Light match. Pass gas. Blaze it up! Rinse. Repeat.

coffeebot
6 years ago

When the Going gets tough, the Going gets Going

GwydionM
6 years ago

When you see our Custom, you will be going elsewhere

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Hi, I would like a custom made going of 112.7 km/h.

SF
SF
6 years ago

I wouldn’t board a Going 487, aka Nightmareliner.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

So when are you going to make any sense?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

When you’re going 100 on a moped, you can try… stopping!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

”Going! Going! Gone!”

– Road Blazer

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Made of Taiwan

ItalianPlumber
ItalianPlumber
6 years ago

“Alex, I’m going with Going 100.”
“Alright. Here’s your answer: You can try!… Going!…Going!…Blaze it up!”
“What is the custom made of going?”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– But Officer, this is just a sticker!

Greenbird
Greenbird
6 years ago

(What ARE we trying to sell, here? Anyone?)

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

Let me translate,
Well, you can TRY going 100 on your moped… but don’t be surprised if your engine catches fire… as is the usual custom.

consultant
consultant
6 years ago

Going… Going… Boing!

tarltarasa
6 years ago

100 blaze it

Jack
Jack
6 years ago

Is this a advertisement for an unusually mobile and autonomous product, or an auction house?

RT
RT
6 years ago

if the going gets tough, you might need to pass that stone

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

…and what in blazes are you trying to say?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@N Ned. Thanks for the idea.

A lusty young wench and her lover young Fred,
Tried to light up their lust on the seat of a moped,
At 100 or higher,
The engine caught fire,
And lit up their sporting sections instead.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Golem 100 rides his Going 100.

DragonLady
DragonLady
6 years ago

Hello, I must be going…..–G Marx

JimS
JimS
6 years ago

So go already!

Sporky
Sporky
6 years ago

So much for “lewd entries will be deleted.” Way to go, webmaster

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