If you can’t join’er…

If you can’t join’er…

posted on 2 Mar 2014 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Magda Kitano.
Found in Saitama, Japan. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Don’t forget er

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

What you do with eggs

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I’d rather butter

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Whip em whip em good

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

On the back it says MEAT.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Who wants to lick the shirt?

SF
SF
6 years ago

Beater, that how felt the 5th Beatle. Sad and beater.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Betty Beater

Betty Beater bought a sweater;
“Butt,” said she, “A pecker’s better!
If I put it in my center,
It will make my butter sweeter.
But a bit of pecker butter
Will butt keep my beater butler?”

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

DFWB

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

DFWB
Don’t Forget Wife Beater

(To clarify what I meant above.)

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Performer of Michael Jackson ” Beat It”.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– I would like something jumper…
– A poolover, a cardigun, or perhaps a noodie?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

OK. OK. I’m mister beater. Whadd’ya want?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Mummy! May I lick out the bowl?

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

I thought those were always sleeveless and a lot lighter material.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

For Tolkien fans, they sell a matching one labeled Biter.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@ Ben Then how about one with “DIVER” on it. I am an enthusiastic Muff Diver.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

My favourite Tshirt:

G f ck y rs lf.

(Psst. Wanna buy a vowel)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Q. What do you get when you cross a Sheep with a Kangaroo?

A. A woolly jumper.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Q. What do you get if you cross a Ram with a Kangaroo?

A. A very cross-eyed Ram.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

A very tall lady named Sam,
Bought a Japanese Tshirt for glam,
The result was not what she hoped,
For by all she was groped,
For it didn’t quite cover her clam.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

For fans of the Beatles, maybe?

coffeebot
6 years ago

better to forget woman

K.Haskins
K.Haskins
6 years ago

Marum | 7:01 am | Vote: Add rating 1 Subtract rating 0
My favourite Tshirt:
G f ck y rs lf.
(Psst. Wanna buy a vowel)

YO~ They need to have another space between the y and the r, because you have to have room for o and u. There’s only room for one letter the way it is now (“G-f-ck y-rs-lf.”) They also have to add a space after the o in “Go”
Go f^ck yourself; otherwise it would all run together as one word.
And no, I don’t have a life. ;-]

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Marum | 6:30 am:
“No, dear, flush it like everyone else does.”

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Is there a little S on the zipper?

GwydionM
6 years ago

Also known as Glamdring

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@K Haskins.

Yeah. It escaped before I corrected it.

¿Cuándo puedo besar te en el maestro de culo? ;D

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Tanim Tok : Wanem taim yu gat laik mi givim kiss long as bilong yu Masta.

Marum (Die schachspielen Katze). 😈

Rey
Rey
6 years ago

Cut the darn sleeves off if you wanted a beater.

Suede
Suede
6 years ago

Chris Brown better be wearing this!

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