In the fetish aisle

In the fetish aisle

posted on 20 Mar 2014 in Toiletries

Now in athletes!

Photo courtesy of Justin Schornack.
Foot cream found at 100 yen shop in Japan. 

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Fady
Fady
6 years ago

More reliable than AssEssence

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Toe jam in a tube

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Much better than sock essence

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

80% toe jam
20% corn

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Don’t get hooked on this stuff, it’s hard to kick the habit.

SF
SF
6 years ago

The main ingredient in the famous perfume “Air de Sock”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Foot Cuisine!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Slowly I turned. Step by step, inch by inch….. 😛

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@ algernon: Sorry, the toe jam reference was inevitable.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Fungus, perhaps?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I don’t use this product as a rule.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

It makes it so much easier to put it in your mouth.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Cream of Some Hung Guy. 😈

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

HA! I used the whole tube and didn’t even gain an inch!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

It gently removes nails

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Located between the eye of newt and the shrunken heads.

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Smells like team spirit!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Try also our new foot fragrance ‘Old Sauce’, produced by Fungi

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Well, it must be either bad meat or good cheese.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Noted for its leg-end-ary heeling properties.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet? Just wondering.
Thanks Lily T.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Aww! I missed out by an inch.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Can I smell your panties? No? Then it must be your feet.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy! I stepped on my foot!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Buy two, get feet

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

Why is it packaged like toothpaste???

Greenbird
Greenbird
6 years ago

@jjhitt (” I used the whole tube and didn’t even gain an inch!”)

Hmmm…You didn’t say what you used it ON…

@Sparky (” Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?”)
There is! It’s “dorsum pedis” or “dorsalis pedis”. (I just ran out and chased down a doctor.) You’re welcome. 😉

pikapal
6 years ago

It’s the essence of defeat.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Also try their eau de sabot.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

As long as it’s non-GMO.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

If you want yummy Foot Loops, just follow my toes…
Just follow my toes,
it smells kind of gross,
Like something dead that is starting to decompose!

– Gogo Dodo, from Tiny Toons

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Yummy. Give me a pair of size 43 plus some toe jam ^_^

Ernest
Ernest
6 years ago

Rex Ryan will buy them all

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