Not only you are it follow this!

Not only you are it follow this!

posted on 24 Mar 2014 in Instructions

You should be accused!

Photo courtesy of G.P.
Posted on apartment door of foreign tenant in Japan. 

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Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

After receiving this final notice, I am so moved by the Engrish and anguish.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The notice is very apt.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Listen carefully. The paper is speaking.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Do what you’re told or you’ll be the animal excrement

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Not nice people live here

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Apartment 801 ROCKS!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

We shall say this only once

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Pat of cow and spoor of deer.
I think I’ll leave some droppings here.
Scat of cat and horse manure,
I’ll turn Hanshin Apt into a sewer.

SF
SF
6 years ago

We know where you live.

SF
SF
6 years ago

♩ ♪
Making noise, drinking, and dancing till midnight
Spreading out trash over public places,
Leaving animal’s droppings over the place,
These are a few of my favorite things …♫ ♬

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I think, therefore is not only I am

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

5. Please pay the living room before dying

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

So many neighbors! It must mean something!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

♪ ♫ Before we accuse you
Take a look at yourself. ♪ ♫

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

WARNING: Homey Sweet Homey

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Well you know what this means, TOGA PARTY!

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

OK. After midnight, all hell breaks loose.

Dervrak
Dervrak
6 years ago

Do not make a noise, drinking, dancing until midnight….

But at 12:01, you can PARTY like it’s 1999!!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

As seen in ‘Lessee Don’t Come Home’

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

If you don’t pay management fee, all your base are now belong back to us.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
6 years ago

No gas either?

How the hell am I expected to kill myself then?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
6 years ago

I shall go to Hanshin Apt 2.

Rafferty is the manager there, and he makes the rules.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
6 years ago

I didn’t leave the Dog-poo in a public place.
When you weren’t looking, I stuck it in your fridge.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
6 years ago

Whatever you do – don’t eat the “grilled beef sausage” on the bottom shelf

bad noise
bad noise
6 years ago

Let’s party after midnight together.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

You’ll pay for your crimes, you foolish chicken ravagers!!

Greenbird
Greenbird
6 years ago

Okay, just because something *should* happen (the note: “YOU SHOULD BE ACCUSED…”), doesn’t mean that it necessarily WILL happen…
@Frank Burns: toGA! toGA! toGA!
@Dervrak: That’s a princely thing to say…!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

My cat can’t help it — it’s those damned udon noodles.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

You’re right, @Greenbird. I’m going to wait until I get something worded more clearly. I’m thinking of suing management over this frivolous and vexatious note. And I’ll make sure my cat is properly management-trained.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
6 years ago

@FB. Isn’t that, when you are expected to get your Toga in a tangle.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
6 years ago

To find out if gas is on.

1. Turn on gas oven.
2. Put head inside.
3. Light match.
4. If you feel OK, there is no gas.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
6 years ago

Dear Manager.

With all those bastards screaming, dancing, and yelling from midnight onwards, and all these incomprehensible rules.

I’ll gladly leave your f——g Apartment Building.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crutch.

Tenant – apartment #1

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Hanshin Apartment #1 contains 48 apartments.

Is it like a Tardis, sorta?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Don’t spread out trashes. Instead keep the trashes all bundled together before you toss them on the lawn.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Living room 801 Disco Club:

– Open from 12:00 pm to 10:00 am
– Is a pubic place, aloud music
– No entrance pee
– Bring artillery, friends and animal’s excrements

PS: Listen carefully, we got the power!

Mark
Mark
6 years ago

not a caption; This seems a pretty decent attempt at english from a non native speaker. Shame on you for taking the piss

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Yeah, it’s perfectly understandable. It’s also blunt and to the point. I don’t think you want to mess with these landlords, or you’ll have your butt out on the pavement, pronto.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Mark:
*insert picture of squinting Fry*
Not sure if trolling or completely missing the point of Engrish.com.

Kevin
Kevin
6 years ago

To be honest, it’s not that funny, or up to the usual standards of Engrish.com.

Where the humour is “public” you tend to assume they’ve gone to some lengths to check the meaning, but this just looks like someone writing a notice to a crap tenant.

And “accused” quite an easy mistake to make for a non English speaker, as I imagine he just translated the Japanese verb (問う?) and chose one of the available words (I assume he meant to say “charged”).

Cecily
Cecily
6 years ago

Remember, Cinderella: you may dance, drink and make a noise until midnight, but when the clock strikes twelve, your gown will turn back into trashes and your coach will become animal excrement once more.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Next I call porice, Miss Gorightry!

SonikkuAmerica
SonikkuAmerica
6 years ago

A. Clearly there is, yet not only, me!
2. I do will pay the management fees until May 28! Do I also has to pay poil-sale Insurapoo doos?
D. I will do what I supposed to do for public!

Greenbird
Greenbird
6 years ago

@Seventy2rd:

Your name is the 1th thing we notice about you. Take as compliment that
I as am speaking from I selves! moo chess Grassy az.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

@ Greenbird: It thanx and , I are welcome!

Sensei Le Roof
Sensei Le Roof
6 years ago

Not that we’ll actually DO anything, we’ll just tell you what SHOULD happen.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

I’m not living room!

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