Only 2 sizes: too big & too small

Only 2 sizes: too big & too small

posted on 11 Mar 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

We’ll apologize.

Photo courtesy of Grant Wideman.
Sign found in Osan, Korea. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Do you want that in itchy wool or not

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Comes in any color you like as long as its grey.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I will complain and make trouble

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Do you feel lucky, punk?

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Grandma goes to war: Official outfitters of the 29th Umbrella and Handbag Battalion.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Bitch, please! Or maybe Please bitch.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

If you complain, we will send our military over to your home

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

‘Forget Woman’ is the name of the shop

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

MILLitary uniforms, specially for ground troops.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Dissatisfaction guaranteed.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Millitary,

I will complain! You sending artillery to mee at my bangolow, the tanks, fighters, ninja, bombs, the uniform generalls in my bed room disturb me here at 2 a.m., wake up my wife, neighbors the dog, just because of wrong size your millitary uniforms, go away, I hate all of you!

Apollogize, understand, O.K.
You come again will not wellcome!!

Customers

GwydionM
6 years ago

Mail order service by ex-military drone. Be sure not to be carrying anything that looks like a weapon or bomb.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

They must know my family.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

♫♪ ♪♫ Now, I heard the WACS recruited
♪♫ ♫♪ Old maids for the war
♫♪ ♪♫ But mommy isn’t one of those
♪♫ ♫♪ I’ve known her all these years

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

“This is my complaint. There are many like it, but this one is mine.”

coffeebot
6 years ago

The customer is always right [here, whining]

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Definitely one of those stores with a joke “complaint department” hand grenade.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

SON, DO I LOOK LIKE THE COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT? AM I WEARING A BADGE THAT SAYS “HI THERE, COME ON IN AND B**** ALL YOU WANT” NO I’M NOT, BOY!!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

This parrot you sold me not half an hour ago is dead!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

1. Choose inappropriate size, color or model
2. Complain
3. BOOM!!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

There will be blood.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Mail order? Like most of us; It comes in a box.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@FB. from John Cleese.

(haughtily) Oh no sir. It’s not dead. It’s merely sleeping.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

SHOPLIFTERS WILL BE CAUGHT BY THE PRIVATES!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

WARNING: Everybody Expects The Korean Inquisition!

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

He’s all tired and shagged out after a long squawk.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Of course I will complain. I’m not a soldier.

szk
szk
6 years ago

Atleast they are honest

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Corporal Punishment?

Andrew
6 years ago

…because we know how whiny you can be.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

complain all you want, military service is still required in Korea.

Jack
Jack
6 years ago

Our shoe department sells assorted shoes – rest assured, none are the same size, and all are for the left foot.

mikew
mikew
6 years ago

We read your mind too.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Yes Sir, Sir!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

For all the Python fans:
.
Why did you come in here then?
I wanted to complain.
Oh no, that’s next door. It’s being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here.
(For those left wondering, it’s from the end of the Argument Sketch)

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

“Klinger! Take that dress off!”
“Okay, but your not going to like what you see.”

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Ahh, the clever shop owners try a little reverse psychology…

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Millitary uniforms – …For milling about, and stuff…

Greenbird
Greenbird
6 years ago

There’s something more than a little creepy about the way the right-arm sleeve on the green suit looks almost as if it wants to shake hands with you…(“Pleased to meet–oops, sorry; I forgot that I have no hands. Or arms. And I’m only *thinking* at you, as I have no head, or legs-just a pole stuck up my butt, if I even have a butt, which I doubt….Gawd, this place is cheap!”)

Kioku
Kioku
6 years ago

Comes in 3 “fun” colors: puce, mauve, and mustard. The colors seen from the window are only for display.

Manycock
6 years ago

That need no washing, no cleaning, there are all the same color all time and need no smell in option

Enclave
Enclave
6 years ago

Well, thats what I came here for – to complain!

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