Right over here…

Right over here…

posted on 25 Mar 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

…then I exit.

Photo courtesy of Matthew Morrison.
Found at men’s room in gas station in Dunhuang, China.
Likely meant “please aim carefully”. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Gives you a warm, wet feeling doesn’t it.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Nothing like a bit of fresh air urination.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I’d be more worried about the blind mullets

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

… right on cue, and gets the balls all wet.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

and the shirt comes out of your mouth

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

… and the huang is dun.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

NASA Tang Exhibit — Phase 1.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

… from the high diving board.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

…followed by the Baby Ruth bar.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

… or else it gets the hose again.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

…and the gas exits station

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

In a gas station restroom, the piss IS the pool.

Tong
Tong
6 years ago

Next event, Stroke breast free style.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

It pisses me off

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

It enters pool because urinal is not deep enough

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Urine trouble now.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Never Miss Incontinence

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Mr Peebody and Sherman was here.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

This is rule #1.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy, look, it’s a swimming poo!

coffeebot
6 years ago

Gotta get that floor drain fixed…

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Well, that’s no “ool.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Swim and must know at pee

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

Welcome to our PPPOOL
You will notice that there are extra pees in our pool, let’s keep it that way.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

Saves on heating costs and keeps the water level nice and high.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

(Poolboy notices the piss and approaches. They meet at center stage.)

Poolboy: So. We meet again.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Number One: It enters pool
Number Two: It enters poo

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

and the Beard knows

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

The piss enters pool,
the poop enters kitchen.
We recycle!

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

On one of the routes I frequently use going to work, I pass a Community Centre. A second entrance proclaims (in raised white letters on a dark background), ” Public Pool “.
With a small strip of dark tape, someone easily changed this to ” Public Poo! “.
Soon fixed, but I still laugh as I drive by.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Wait, it is actually, ” Swimming Pool “

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Our Plumber hooked the water inlet, to the sewerage outlet.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Because it knows boweling sucks

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

We aim to please. You aim too please.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

That’s a piss poor excuse, what a pisser!

szk
szk
6 years ago

It most certainly does. Too hard to get out to go to the restroom

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
5 years ago

Just one of those wee extras that we provide at no extra charge, most places make you spend a penny for the privilege.

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