Tao Te Rope

Tao Te Rope

posted on 5 Mar 2014 in Signs

Now I don’t have to look for trouble

Photo courtesy of Tom Newhall.
Found near Mt. Aso, near Beppu Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I bet he does make trouble by hanging around.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Sou you can travel here by microwave also.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The crater parking lot is for Ford Meteors only.

SF
SF
6 years ago

So, the crater in the parking lot was caused by a minibus crashing from a rope?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I can’t wait until Heisei 15

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

One can make trouble but can never learn the ropes

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

There must have been some serious potholes

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

the rope is maintained by a teenager because he makes trouble

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

This I’ve got to see.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Warning: nanobus may disappear in crater due to tiny size.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Wonderful suspension is seen by least.

ROPEWAY ENTRANCE

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Meh, not impressed. You call that trouble? Next time use an RTD bus, and don’t just do it vicariously.

Ocelot
Ocelot
6 years ago

Now that’s what I call a troublemaker

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

WARNING

Maintenance in progress
Inconvenience cause not regretted
Any inconvenience caused is much appreciated

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Please understand that I will throw rocks and excrement at your head and call you names. Thank you for your understanding.

Conventi
Conventi
6 years ago

So he was involved in the Troubles, too ?

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

Hey look-a dope on a rope!

Classic Steve
6 years ago

I am vicariously executing the guy who made this sign.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

♫♪Trouble
Oh trouble can’t you see
You’re fixing my rope a way
And there’s no parking lot left for me

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Signed, Ted Kaczynski

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I took a “Soap on a Rope” into the shower, but I couldn’t find anything to hang it on.

Then I discovered that I had already brought something.

It was no trouble at all.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

BEWARE THE IDES OF HEISEI.

Klutz Lament
Klutz Lament
6 years ago

I understand that you make trouble, it’s the rest of it that I don’t understand.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

As seen in ‘Maintenance of the Ropes’

Auntie
Auntie
6 years ago

Heisei 15 is 2003! This must be Engrish.com’s oldest, most retro posting ever. (Auntie snarks: “Why not post some I have recently sent in?”). This one is pretty amazing, though.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Signor. Let me make you an offer you can’t refuse.

If you make trouble for me, I will vicariously execute your whole family instead of you.

Signed: Don Corleone.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

A schizo young Jap named Lee,
Caused trouble vicariously,
Though as mad as a hatter,
When advised of the matter,
He said: I’m sorry. ‘Twas another of me.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Man, I just got my maintenance license suspended, I tried to tell the officer “please understand that I make trouble”, but he didn’t understand.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

@Droll not Troll: Would there be room for a Ford Galaxie in that parking lot?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

So is this some sort of Japanese hardcore automotive bondage thing?

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

You can always tell troublemakers by their use of multiple hyphens.

Tom
Tom
6 years ago

I… I just don’t even know. No pun this time.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

“Rope? No way!?”
“Way…”

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Hey say 15th, they say 9th, I say 13th… Nobody understand organisation!
They want to make trouble, well I make trouble with people who make
a trouble!!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

*He say 15th

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

I will execute you with a rope vicariously.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@EffEff: How could you fit a galaxy in a crater? Maybe a Mercury Comet.

Anonymous
Anonymous
6 years ago

That’s one hell of a way to fix a suspension bridge.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DnT.

Aber, mehere Volkswagen wollen.

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

@Droll not Troll: Ok, a comet would fit, but not the planet Mercury. 🙂

Enclave
Enclave
6 years ago

Damn right you make trouble!

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