Tao Te Rope

Tao Te Rope

posted on 5 Mar 2014 in Signs

Now I don’t have to look for trouble

Photo courtesy of Tom Newhall.
Found near Mt. Aso, near Beppu Japan. 

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algernon
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algernon

I bet he does make trouble by hanging around.

algernon
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algernon

Sou you can travel here by microwave also.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The crater parking lot is for Ford Meteors only.

SF
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SF

So, the crater in the parking lot was caused by a minibus crashing from a rope?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I can’t wait until Heisei 15

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

One can make trouble but can never learn the ropes

pasdrole
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pasdrole

There must have been some serious potholes

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

the rope is maintained by a teenager because he makes trouble

jjhitt
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jjhitt

This I’ve got to see.

DrLex
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DrLex

Warning: nanobus may disappear in crater due to tiny size.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Wonderful suspension is seen by least.

ROPEWAY ENTRANCE

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Meh, not impressed. You call that trouble? Next time use an RTD bus, and don’t just do it vicariously.

Ocelot
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Ocelot

Now that’s what I call a troublemaker

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WARNING

Maintenance in progress
Inconvenience cause not regretted
Any inconvenience caused is much appreciated

DrLex
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DrLex

Please understand that I will throw rocks and excrement at your head and call you names. Thank you for your understanding.

Conventi
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Conventi

So he was involved in the Troubles, too ?

Chris
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Chris

Hey look-a dope on a rope!

Classic Steve
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I am vicariously executing the guy who made this sign.

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

♫♪Trouble
Oh trouble can’t you see
You’re fixing my rope a way
And there’s no parking lot left for me

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

Signed, Ted Kaczynski

Marum
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Marum

I took a “Soap on a Rope” into the shower, but I couldn’t find anything to hang it on.

Then I discovered that I had already brought something.

It was no trouble at all.

Marum
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Marum

BEWARE THE IDES OF HEISEI.

Klutz Lament
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Klutz Lament

I understand that you make trouble, it’s the rest of it that I don’t understand.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

As seen in ‘Maintenance of the Ropes’

Auntie
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Auntie

Heisei 15 is 2003! This must be Engrish.com’s oldest, most retro posting ever. (Auntie snarks: “Why not post some I have recently sent in?”). This one is pretty amazing, though.

Marum
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Marum

Signor. Let me make you an offer you can’t refuse.

If you make trouble for me, I will vicariously execute your whole family instead of you.

Signed: Don Corleone.

Marum
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Marum

A schizo young Jap named Lee,
Caused trouble vicariously,
Though as mad as a hatter,
When advised of the matter,
He said: I’m sorry. ‘Twas another of me.

timmy
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timmy

Man, I just got my maintenance license suspended, I tried to tell the officer “please understand that I make trouble”, but he didn’t understand.

EffEff
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EffEff

@Droll not Troll: Would there be room for a Ford Galaxie in that parking lot?

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

So is this some sort of Japanese hardcore automotive bondage thing?

Jellychop
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Jellychop

You can always tell troublemakers by their use of multiple hyphens.

Tom
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Tom

I… I just don’t even know. No pun this time.

iLock
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iLock

“Rope? No way!?”
“Way…”

iLock
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iLock

Hey say 15th, they say 9th, I say 13th… Nobody understand organisation!
They want to make trouble, well I make trouble with people who make
a trouble!!

iLock
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iLock

*He say 15th

iLock
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iLock

I will execute you with a rope vicariously.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@EffEff: How could you fit a galaxy in a crater? Maybe a Mercury Comet.

Anonymous
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Anonymous

That’s one hell of a way to fix a suspension bridge.

Marum
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Marum

@DnT.

Aber, mehere Volkswagen wollen.

EffEff
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EffEff

@Droll not Troll: Ok, a comet would fit, but not the planet Mercury. 🙂

Enclave
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Enclave

Damn right you make trouble!

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