This forest isn’t going to plant itself

This forest isn’t going to plant itself

posted on 27 Mar 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Because heaven fruit doesn’t grow on trees

Photo courtesy of Louis du Plessis.
Found in Zengzhou, China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

It needs something, It looks dead

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

No sleeping grass to speak of either

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

No chance of piss entering the pool here

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

You can’t plant anything on concrete

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Don’t hardheartedly trample on green forever and ever.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Well, when the sign is greener than the garden…

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Genetically modified trees now grow into signs all by themselves!

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

It is difficult to find eternal life in China since you can be arrested for possessing a Bible.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

The Silence Of The Lawns.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Enjoy your visit to Bricks And Sticks Nature Park.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Green In Peace

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Sorry little Billy, youre shrubs have gone to heaven.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

It looks like someone pulled the plug on the life support machine.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

More like the grass needs some serious painting

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

That’s what my financial planner keeps telling me.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Roses must be red
Violets must be blue
Grass must be green
Is that what they mean?

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
6 years ago

What’s eternal here – life or care?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

What’s the point? It’s grain-dead.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Sign but no sign of life

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Seems like they’re big fans of the Reverend.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Where the stickman is buried.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Sign produced by Sum Ting Wong

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

It’s not easy being green.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Signs produced by Chlor. E. Y. Phil.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

♫Green green was the sign she saw,
And brown brown was the plant before,
For the shrubs had been stolen by green-thieves♪

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Ah China.
The home of electric green paint.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Actually old chap. They’re not plants.

They are the fossilized bones of the Gila Monster.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Blessed by the Dicar of Vibley.

GwydionM
6 years ago

Leave the gardening to Jesus

Garst
6 years ago

I think the landscapers are ignoring that sign.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

It’s not easy being green…Spending each day uncared for eternity…

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@GwyndionM.

Isn’t he the bloke that can turn sticks into vine?

szk
szk
6 years ago

The sign is the only thing that is green so apparently it needs eternal care.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

2nd verse:
♫Hard, hard, was the ground out there,
And brown, brown, were the plants so sere,
For they all were surrounded by green signs.

RT
RT
6 years ago

if the grass cries out, “thank you for saving me, Jesus,” does the mexican with the lawnmower say “de nada?”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@RT: Hasta la cortadora de césped; maybe. 😀

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Green – overrated or over-saturated?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Betreten des Grasses Verbeiten.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

¥ã╝┤½íáóíìÄì

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

¡No hay de que!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@RT Previous post.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

This green is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to meet its maker!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Republican has mental health issues, and we’re still trying to figure out democrat.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Fertilizing too late : Post-humous.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

…but since we can’t afford eternal life care, we decided to go with brown, which can care for itself.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

“Come on, guys! I swear, I take ONE day off work and this is what happens?”

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