We’re almost there!

We’re almost there!

posted on 28 Mar 2014 in Signs

In fact, we’re right under your nose

Photo courtesy of Benjamin Clement.
Homegrown Engrish from Austin, TX. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Nearing YOU!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Almost there. To open.

coffeebot
6 years ago

…warm, you’re getting warmer…

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

No we’re not there yet

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

We Are Around You

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Pee-ka-poo! We are close too!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

That’s what she said!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Signed, the NSA.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Schrödinger’s Us

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It’s a bumper sticker.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Member of the Ninja Shopkeepers Association.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Go Away! Then We Open.

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Any closer and the piss enters pool.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Mommy, is that you?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Yeah, let’s just be friends.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

We can see you, but you can’t see us.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

…t homosexuals?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Keep Austin weird.

JimS
JimS
6 years ago

Don’t stand, don’t stand so, don’t stand so close to me.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

♪ ♫ When you’re in Texas, look behind you,
And that’s where the Ranger’s gonna be. ♪ ♫

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

The bank robbers are right over that hill, kimosabe.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

No. I want to watch crash.

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

And we’re also larger than we appear.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

If you don’t like to see public displays of affection, stay away.

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

I didn’t know that was a glass door…
Then it hit me.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Are we close, or are you just happy to stop me?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Too close. Back up a little.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Later, Kyra Sedgewick in “The Closer”.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Closed! Freddie! CLOSED!!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I was getting close darling.

Then you said: “Hurry up!”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The ne contraceptive.

CLOSE.

It stops the fear of being MUM.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Typo new..(FB&B)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

That’s what all the pedestrians say, just before I get ’em with the bulbar.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Close – Closer – Closet

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Go ahead and move, punk. Make our day!

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

If it’s a cigar store, the sign should read “We are close, so no cigar!”

ccY
ccY
6 years ago

♪ ♫ Close to You. ♪ ♫

Cory Phaeus
Cory Phaeus
6 years ago

Now, Go! We are at opened! Hurry, no, wait!

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

Zeno’s Paradox

M.U.
M.U.
6 years ago

Something you might hear while going down on the King.

kioku
kioku
6 years ago

Stalkers-R-Us will be taking your payment out of your pockets shortly. Thank you again for shopping at Stalkers-R-Us.

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
5 years ago

If you can read this, you don’t need grasses.

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