Because toilets would just be uncouth

Because toilets would just be uncouth

posted on 29 Apr 2014 in Clothing

Two down, pee to go…

T-shirt spotted in Japan.

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DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Ready… aim… fire!

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

I think this guy is taking the piss out of T-shirt design.

SF
SF
6 years ago

Is this a style in your pocket?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@DrLex: I was thinking Ready… Set…. GO!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Nice to meet you, Harry Urinal

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
6 years ago

my wife saw this and has decided to have her privates shaved into the shape of stephen hawkings

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If hair is growing on your style urine real trouble.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

K is for knowledge, Pee is for power.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Hey man, you’re crappin my style!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

For a perfect, fashionable epic fale

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

The new training shirt for the Olympic Japanese Watersports team.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Its better to be pissed-off than pissed on.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Where are the contestants?
– Coming soon!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

For that Brazillian look

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

So you saying my brain is in my ….

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Hmm. The drinking fountains are a little low.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Ready?
– Groovy!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I prefer ‘Crap your hands’ style

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Shaved no. I prefer the map of Tasmania.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

There is Engrish that is just the result of bad translation, or bad spelling. Then there are ones like this that cross the threshold into pure WTF territory. Can’t really think of any scenario where someone would want to wear a shirt with a picture of urinals on it.

But…oh wait, this is Japan. My bad.

coffeebot
coffeebot
6 years ago

I’m ’bout to drop some knowledge…and a deuce.

PeeBee
PeeBee
6 years ago

When you have the knowledge, urine control.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Make sure to pee away all the curly little hairs once
you’ve shaved your style.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Knowledge is power!
Golden is shower!

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Knowledge ? Then you should know that you look like an idiot in that shirt !

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

Marum: You’re a devil!

Hair always clogs the drains.

How many pees in a pawed?

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Urine the right place. A little off the top, right?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Unfortunately two out of the three are already clogged with pubic hair.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

@Non-Y Mouse: of course, if everyone shaves their style in those things…

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

If you don’t want to shave your style, you can go into the stall and shove your stool.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

Try not to cut yourself while shaving your power.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

I mean style. These T-shirts are so cryptic they’re tripping me up…

RT
RT
6 years ago

private johnson! i told you not to wang it on this rescue mission! you’re cutting it too close to shave our brothers in arms!

szk
szk
6 years ago

From the designer of “diarrhoea”

Moose Hurling
Moose Hurling
6 years ago

Remember Brian Griffin winning a Woodie for his role in Shaving Ryan’s Privates?

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

It’s a promotional T-Shirt for a new movie in which Arnold plays a robotic urinal from the future. It’s called “The Urinator”, and his catch phrase will be “Hasta la vista, wee-wee.”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@tadchem. You got the reference to the GURU of the Sitar – Ravi. Shankar. then.

necrosis
6 years ago

That’s one way for a janitor to get the point across that he doesn’t like those stray pubes on the urinal.

J
J
6 years ago

What a joke~It’s soooo difficult to rinse my face in these things after shaving!

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