Cows have no personality

Cows have no personality

posted on 15 Apr 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

With a mild sauceโ€ฆa VERY mild sauce

Photo courtesy of Jeffrey Lin.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It has ribs but no backbone.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Made by wimpy cows

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

No wonder the Americans want to export it.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

This platoon only has one mission, and that is to conquer your taste buds with utter blandness.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Now you know, the collective noun for ribs: a platoon of ribs.

Chairman Moe
Chairman Moe
6 years ago

America is a paper tiger, and tastes insipid.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

I’d rather have a squad of eccentric T-bones than a platoon of characterless ribs.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

So which one is the rib lieutenant?

Timmy
Timmy
6 years ago

I guess no moral fiber then…..

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Disclaimer: This package may contain traces of bull.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

So now we have an UP-voting troll. *yawn* seen it before. Got anything original? ๐Ÿ˜›

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Timmy: No fiber at all; that’s what veggies are for. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

‘First, they grill the cow’s udder. It’s a milktoast.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Bon’less Appรฉtit!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Courtesy of Sargent Slaughter.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

What about Chinese Angus?

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I like characters. Can I have the Hello Kitty ribs instead?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Waiter, my Angus went berserk!
– Because it’s been Barbie-cued, Sir.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I dieting. Can I have a squad instead of a fill platoon?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

R.I.B. PLATOON. MEAT US IN ANOTHER LIFE.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

The Colonel at KFC once thought of opening a rib platoon joint but the mission failed.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

It’s not a T-bone, because “T” is a typographic character.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– How about ‘The Silencer of the Lambs’, Sir?
– Only if it ribs the lotion on its skin!

GwydionM
6 years ago

Rib Platoon: Lust for Blandness

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

This is the actual cow Bart Simpson used to tell us NOT to have.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Okay Alex, “Who is Charlie Sheen ?”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

The Americans are characterless because only the Chinese write in characters.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The Lord says: “THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH”

(if that’s okay with all you guys then)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Chuck. Just another self-important bubblehead on TV, who thinks the sun rises out of his a—. See one you’ve seen them all.

One of the many reasons I threw my TV out about 5 years ago. Who wants to spend a lot of money to see those wankers in Digital High Resolution. ๐Ÿ˜ก

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

@Marum: I’m sure you realized I was answering a Jeopardy question using the first, third and fifth clues offered.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

COWS QITH GLUMS.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

COWS WITH GUNS.

Pinga bilong mi, I plai long keyboard antap, olosem simen pato.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

EDIT: Pinga bilong mi, i plai long keyboard antap, olosem simen pato.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Chuck. Nein, not into jeopardy myself. Crosswords – yes indeed! But Charlie Sheen really does fit my “job description”.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Not bad though; American: Character: platoon: I guess Tom Berenger, or Willem Dafoe, wouldn’t fit. As I said I don’t watch TV, thus I am not into TV games:

May the road rise to meet you. (Old gallic benediction, not what happens when you have a surfeit of scotch on board)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

EDIT: Gaelic.

Lang may yer lum reek.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Heroic Toast: Here’s to the Rib Platoon! Second to nothing!

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Note: That was “characterless” !
So only one of those names fits.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Noted. ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

No worries, my friend.
It still has bovinality, from which Bovril is extracted.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@BFC. Awww! I am a very ancient Sumerian, my character is extremely cuniform.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

They put the cow through the Blander — BOOM! BOOM!

Tom P.
Tom P.
6 years ago

I suppose your Kobe beef ribs have more character, then?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

It must be the Beef, Maccas use in their burgers.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Brings a whole new meaning to “seasoned cannon fodder”.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

So THIS is the fate of war movie extras!

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