Doesn’t sound kosher…

Doesn’t sound kosher…

posted on 1 Apr 2014 in Signs

Did that bagel just proposition me?

Photo courtesy of Andrew Hewitt.
Found in Jiyugaoka, Tokyo. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Every whore comes with a hore

JimS
JimS
6 years ago

Why else would that hole be there?

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

You can tell by the hole

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Well what do you expect too much to choose from

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Also try our whore meat

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Two on two?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

The one in the upper left corner is definitely not whore

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

For an extra $250 you can upgrade to the “escort” bagel instead.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
6 years ago

So you have the 2 1 2 special today? That means I’m the 1 in the middle and I get 2 whores on one side and 2 suck hos on the other, right? I’ll take it!

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Also previously known as One On One Bagel.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

That’s Whoresome!

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Whore wheat, fresh from the Moulin Rouge…

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

You want cream cheese? That’s extra. And you use a napkin.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

The whore thing is a joke. April Fools’!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

You can’t buy this kind of bagel, only rent it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The whore wheat is a rye!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

For when you want a roll in the hay.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Baked flesh evely day!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Wheat of the Triti-cum genus.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

At least it’s not a 144 bagel. That would be gross.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Confucious say: Wife may be man’s better half,
but mistress man’s better whole.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

nine on one
9 1 1
DO NUT

PORN FREAKS

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

Don’t eat that. You don’t know where it’s been.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Watch out for yeast infections.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

I want one with porn cream syrup.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Now that’s my idea of an everything bagel.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Not my fault, Officer. It was that whore wheat.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

They all belong to my brotheR . . .

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

A woman sees a baker crimping the Cornish Pasties with his false teeth.

She exclaims. “Good God baker! Don’t you have a tool for doing that?”

Baker: ‘No madam. I use that for the donuts.’

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

At last. A donut with an oval hole.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Bagels Croissants? Do you know why the French call them croissants?

Because the can’t pronounce Bwead Woll.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

“Me Tarzan.”

‘I’m Jane.’

“What hole name?”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

A perverted young baker named Lee,
Made two dozen donuts for tea,
But alas, bless my soul,
They had pubic hairs round the hole,
So they cast them into the sea.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Interesting: In Spanish:
bunelo = donut without the hole.

bunela = donut with a hole.

BTW: ~ above the “n”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

world whore wheat.bagel.corn

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

Use lubber with cleam cheese, prease!

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

At the bagel shop, someone thought of using whore wheat,
A good reception from customers it would meet,
Since whore was the fashion,
They did see much action,
For the eaters found it soundly fit.

Thanks for the inspiration Marum.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

WARNING: Donut enter the children

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Also found in Jiyugaoka, Tokyo – A bootleg DVD called
‘Whoreton tastes a Wheat!’

Captain stabbins
Captain stabbins
6 years ago

Smile rike donut!

Bystander
Bystander
6 years ago

Is the world ready for an adults-only bagelry?

HB
HB
6 years ago

The bagel at right is if you prefer onionism.

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
5 years ago

The bagel was asking for it!

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