For glorious reading

For glorious reading

posted on 11 Apr 2014 in Chinglish, Household Items

Confucius say: reading without light strain an eye.

Photo courtesy of I.T.

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Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The rongest lead starts with a single letter. (Mao Tse Dung)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The Chinese Minister for Science?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

But I do my best work in the dark. πŸ˜₯

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

It speaks English!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

For what I’m planning, a dishonourable technology lamp,would be more appropriate.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

This lamp will commit seppuku if it fails to brighten up your night.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The little PNG boy says to his teacher. “My daddy eats light bulbs.”
Teacher: ‘What?’

PNG boy: Last night my daddy said to mummy. “Yu meri. Yu lusim light mi laik kaikai.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Honourable technology, made with integrity circuits.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Ronghua in Chinese (θžεŒ–) can mean β€œmelt”. That’s probably what will happen to this honourable lamp when it is switched on.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

It is so happy when you turn it on

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@ @DrLex. Then it is really a wrong hua then.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@72rd. Wenn es ist langer als elf, das licht besser abblegen ist.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Darkness before dishonor!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Something for under the blanket

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Funny It looks like a box

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Caution; May cause dishonorable discharge when viewing inappropriate materials.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Would it be dishonourable to laugh at it?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Algernon. Isn’t that quite suitable for under the blankets?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Must be that LED (= Love Emitting Diode) lamp.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Mmm! Roast lamp with current source!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DnT. An alternative use for your Tens Machine, perhaps?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

It looks nice, but my venerable technology lamp still suits my needs.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

It’s the new Chinese Linux distro.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Comes with hidden blade to spill the blood of the offender who dares say it’s a regular lamp.

RT
RT
6 years ago

wuhan clan ain’t nothin’ to @$&^ with

Pressapiss
Pressapiss
6 years ago

Manual effort required because “many hands make light work”

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