From our can to your bucket

Comes with a t-shirt.

Please tell me that this is the Chinese version of Pedialyte…

Isn’t that feces are discharged from the bowel frequently and in a liquid form

I’m surprised it didn’t come in a brown tin

I’ll take two of these, and also a 12 pack of Squirt, TO GO….

Well the baby will after this

Where were you when the sh*t hit the can?

Can’t be much left in stock, they’ve been having a run on it.

– No sh*t, Mommy?

That’s appropriate; the bottom of the can has a red ring.

Why wait for your baby to produce it, if you can just buy it in a can?

Chinese rip-off of Campbell Soup

Limited time free offer: buy two cans of Diarrhoea®, get one can of Vomit® for free!

Wissun Industries
From: President
To: Marketing

See me.

@jjhitt: The president’s first question: “What a**hole is responsible for this?”

It will give you runs for your money…

I prefer mine worm, fresh from a bowl, with bits of toilet pepper

– Best before flushing the toilet
– Recycle regularly
– Do not litter

CAUTION: May contain traces of Salmonella

The plot to sell more diapers could not be more obvious.

♪ ♫
When you’re shopping in Guizhou and you find a product new… ♪ ♫

Customer: “Excuse me sir, where can I find Diarrhoea, by Whizzin’?
Store Employee: “Ummmm…the restrooms are in the back of the store, by aisle 4.”

Empty cans available in the DIY aisle.

Can do it.

I trust all Wissun brown market products.

Now, you’re cooking with gas…from indigestion.

It brings a new meaning to sh!tcan

That’s what I get for eating an entire platoon of those characterless
American Angus ribs!

@72rd. Not all that different to Campbell’s soup then.

With Wissun, the brown liquid will be pissun.

For every turd can you get one free.

@pasdrole. That’s pissible, methane is a great fuel. About 6 Cows could power your whole house, as far as heating and lighting goes.

This just the thing if you have a dire ear.

Well. This food sure as hell isn’t bland.

@ Marum: Yep – both are poisoned, bloody mess!

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

If it isn’t sh*t, it isn’t Wissun!

Wissun used to be a solid company!

Unbelievable. A new Engrish category is born.

sorry, but i prefer mine extra-chunky

It’s the circle of food: from our can to your cup; from your cup to your bowl; from your bowl to our can!

♪♫ the best part of waking up… is diarrhea in your cup! ♪♫

If you can sell this, you can sell the Tea Party platform.

@Jim S. Is this the word usage you want?

(The Great Australian Adjective!) A.B. (Banjo) Patterson.

The Great Australian Adjective

(W.T.Goodge)

The sunburnt “bloody” stockman stood
And, in a dismal “bloody” mood
Apostrophized his “bloody” cuddy
The “bloody” nag’s no “bloody” good
He could’nt earn his “bloody” food
A regular “bloody” brumby,
“Bloody!!”

No need to add water

@Pasdrole. As for HEATING, and lighting. I was referring to Qld.(tropical/subtropica) Not snow country, as in most of the USA for the winter last.

Heating?? Uhhh?

“I’d rather topple a pyramid of flimsy cans filled with wissun diarrhoea, face-first!”

Sounds like something the AVGN would say.

@RT: Good one! Looks like you and I are the only ones reminded of the Diarrhea Song. 😀
I was expecting many more rhyming comments on this post.

A product that doubles as a laxative. Who needs prunes when you have this!

The Chinese wording indicates that this is a product to be eaten when the baby is suffering diarrhea, it doesn’t actually cause diarrhea but the packaging is misleading especially to non-Chinese readers.