Good outlooking

Good outlooking

posted on 13 Apr 2014 in Toys

Because kids aren’t annoying enough…

Photo courtesy of Tanya Kenworthy-Mosher.

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SF
SF
6 years ago

Brings parents in the hapless world of caffeinated kids. I’m glad it’s simulated.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Must be caffeine free

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Something for all simulated kids

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I get it. Caffeine is a stimulant, fake caffeine is a simulant.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

.. and the kids will all live happly ever after. The End.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I see – hyperactive kids, full of caffeine. What next – red cordial for elevenses?

What’s your definition of HELL?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

And you wonder why some animal species kill and eat their offspring.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Gutem Herr Rodriguez,
gesundheit.

Our Bags of Coffee arrived mit Rattschits. This is the third shipment mit Rattschitts. Is it possible to receive coffee mit out der Rattschitts.

If it is compulsory to have Rattschitts mit unser Coffee, could we them in separate bags have. That way we can mix them to our own requirements, as we find the present mixture ratio, to not be to our liking.

Thank you….Harry Kuntze.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

With a pinch of salt, it produces a real fake coffee

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If you give your lover sufficient simulation, you may end up with simulated kids.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If you want to simulate having kids — try standing under an icy cold shower while someone fogs you with a lash, whist simultaneously tearing up $100.00 notes.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

flogs. Merde!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Hot and black, Mommy?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Precursor to Starbucks – Simbucks

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

You REALLY don’t know my kids.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– I’m bubble coffee
– Suck my beans

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@72rd. You reminded me. The most decadent/self-indulgent treat I know:: Chocolate coated coffee beans. Especially coated with that hard bitter Black Chocolate. (90% Cooca type)

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

“Soyagotanymorecoffee?!” –Hogarth, from The Iron Giant.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The down-voting trolls are still having their simulated fun, I see.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

“Simulated Coffee set.”

Are they all those plasti8c people you see at the yuppie Coffee Shops?

Senor Ramon Guerrero
Senor Ramon Guerrero
6 years ago

If Jennifer Lopez was up to her breasts in Coffee —
Where would I like to be?

Hasta mis bollas en Sidra.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

@ Marum: Worse than Crunchy Frog? 😉

Chris
Chris
6 years ago

When massive amounts of sugar just aren’t enough.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Make kids. Simulate coffee.

Crack-Smoking Mayor Ford
Crack-Smoking Mayor Ford
6 years ago

And don’t forget to buy the crack pipe set with simulating function, to bring your kids into the happly world of nose candy.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy, what kind of coffee do you want me to simulate?
– Coffee to go. To bed, honey.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

We’ve replaced this baby’s formula mix with Folger’s crystals. Let’s watch.

Garst
6 years ago

Perfect for your kids’ simulated coffee breaks!

RT
RT
6 years ago

ingredients: contains 100% pure sugar

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Sadlly the kids are not happly

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Comes with a free Caffeine Patch Kid.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
6 years ago

If you read “kids” as “baby goats”, maybe it’s just a badly garbled version of the legend of how coffee was discovered.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Also available, the Borg coffee set. You will be simulated.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

I thing those are the lyrics to Portland’s anthem.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Rule 102: When you employ child labour, only give them simulated Coffee breaks.

Right eh Nike?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

What did Fritz say when he pushed his brother over the outlooking?

Look Ma! No Hans!

Clark
Clark
6 years ago

I don’t even know what this is just take my money!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Font courtesy of Joseph Goebbels.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@BTU Wasn’t he the bloke who invented the “Goebbel’s Principle” ie.

TELL THE BIG LIE FIRST

Greatest
Greatest
6 years ago

With such stimulated? I want real!!

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
6 years ago

Coffee set made in China

kioku
kioku
6 years ago

virtual coffee shop from the people who brought you imaginary candy store. Look at all the delicious things you only wish you could actually taste!

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