Hey, that’s not chlorine!

Hey, that’s not chlorine!

posted on 17 Apr 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Let them eat cake, but not 1/2 hour before swimming

Photo courtesy of Sue Johnston.
Found in Tianjin, China. 

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Let em swim in the sewer

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Dog paddlers only

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Definitely not Scrooge McDuck’s swimming pool.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

China does have a large floating population.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Better swimming poor than drowning rich

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Swimming for minimum wages!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Don’t worry, the water is only needy-deep.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

When you think about it, all swimmers are in solvent.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

The piss enters me. That’s why I’m poor.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Donald Trump owns the poor!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

CAUTION: Do not use the poor as a mouse

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

I hope they can all keep their heads above water.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Later, they’ll go to the change rooms to see if they can find any change.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

I loves to go swimmin’
With destitute women
I’m Popeye the Sailor man !

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Sea weed share croppers.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

In the U.S. the middle class is barely treading water.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Mommy, I want to be rich!
– I know, sweetie. Just don’t swim.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

For floaters.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

The Party would like to apologize for the error. The sign should say “Swimming proletariat.” there are no poor in China

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Bacon surfing!

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Attention First-Class Passengers:
In the event of a water landing, the passengers in coach may be used as flotation devices.

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Poor swimmers

RT
RT
10 years ago

every 10 minutes, if you don’t insert a dollar at the vending machines at the end of the pool, a valve shoots cyanide gas into the pool water

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

English poor beard

Senor Ramon Guerrero
Senor Ramon Guerrero
10 years ago

Naturally. The poor can barely stay afloat.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

“Men of straw ” would be incapable of natation.

Senor Ramon Guerrero
Senor Ramon Guerrero
10 years ago

The poor can barely stay afloat

Senor Ramon Guerrero
Senor Ramon Guerrero
10 years ago

Por favour Hombre.

mustacheham
mustacheham
9 years ago

A public pool, I suppose.

Lora
Lora
9 years ago

The swimming is poor because people kept adding “P” to “OOL”.

zankhana
zankhana
9 years ago

Welcome to our OOL. You’ll notice there’s no P in it – let’s keep it that way!

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

If they can afford swimming lessons, then they’re not that poor.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Grammar poor

Airrider
Airrider
9 years ago

Over in the next room you’ll find the Swimming Excellent.

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