Hey, that’s not chlorine!

Hey, that’s not chlorine!

posted on 17 Apr 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Let them eat cake, but not 1/2 hour before swimming

Photo courtesy of Sue Johnston.
Found in Tianjin, China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Let em swim in the sewer

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Dog paddlers only

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Definitely not Scrooge McDuck’s swimming pool.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

China does have a large floating population.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Better swimming poor than drowning rich

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Swimming for minimum wages!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Don’t worry, the water is only needy-deep.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

When you think about it, all swimmers are in solvent.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

The piss enters me. That’s why I’m poor.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Donald Trump owns the poor!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: Do not use the poor as a mouse

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I hope they can all keep their heads above water.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Later, they’ll go to the change rooms to see if they can find any change.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

I loves to go swimmin’
With destitute women
I’m Popeye the Sailor man !

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Sea weed share croppers.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

In the U.S. the middle class is barely treading water.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy, I want to be rich!
– I know, sweetie. Just don’t swim.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

For floaters.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

The Party would like to apologize for the error. The sign should say “Swimming proletariat.” there are no poor in China

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Bacon surfing!

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Attention First-Class Passengers:
In the event of a water landing, the passengers in coach may be used as flotation devices.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Poor swimmers

RT
RT
6 years ago

every 10 minutes, if you don’t insert a dollar at the vending machines at the end of the pool, a valve shoots cyanide gas into the pool water

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

English poor beard

Senor Ramon Guerrero
Senor Ramon Guerrero
6 years ago

Naturally. The poor can barely stay afloat.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

“Men of straw ” would be incapable of natation.

Senor Ramon Guerrero
Senor Ramon Guerrero
6 years ago

The poor can barely stay afloat

Senor Ramon Guerrero
Senor Ramon Guerrero
6 years ago

Por favour Hombre.

mustacheham
mustacheham
6 years ago

A public pool, I suppose.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

The swimming is poor because people kept adding “P” to “OOL”.

zankhana
zankhana
6 years ago

Welcome to our OOL. You’ll notice there’s no P in it – let’s keep it that way!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

If they can afford swimming lessons, then they’re not that poor.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Grammar poor

Airrider
Airrider
6 years ago

Over in the next room you’ll find the Swimming Excellent.

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