I miss *sniff* the thing

I miss *sniff* the thing

posted on 26 Apr 2014 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Julie Morrison.
Found at a leper colony in China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

It just dropped off

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Magnets not included

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The Thing should never have bought a hat so heavy that it needed to be fitted with a crane. He was buried in a casket 10 feet square and 2 inches high. We’ll all miss him.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Lurch did it.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Beware of to that grievous grieving thing

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Mourning fellas, thanks for coming early.
Don’t forget your hardhats, or the next
mourning will come around a bit too early!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The thing is dead. Long live the thing.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Put your thing away! It’s rued.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Nothing beats a good mourning thing

GwydionM
6 years ago

The thing is now a far better thing than it ever was before

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

I think we need to mourn the sign, the thing is broken.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Gravestone with warning

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: It is dead. Beware In Peace.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Grave: danger

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

WARNING: Don’t wear steel beams as hats.

What’s the world coming to…

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Wait…I found this little blue pill, and the thing is alive again!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

At the leper community in China, be careful when someone tells you he has a crush on you.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Posting signs is a lot more dangerous than most people think it is.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Draco hit him with an “I Beam” Wonderwoman.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

When the 10 tonne girder fell on him, harry was compressed into his hard hat. However the Hard-Hat worked. His head was undamaged.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

When the steel plate fell on Sabby, they merely put a stamp on his top left corner, and mailed him back to Italy.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

MNID YUOR HAED.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

(dARN) Draco hit him with an Eye Beam WonderWoman.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Under this sign, you will find Master Chang the Signwriter, driven into the ground like a tent peg.

Hurling Moose
Hurling Moose
6 years ago

Keep the tip, the resident said generously.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I imagine what goes through your head when a ten tonne girder falls on you, is your bum.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Watson. I suspect foul play here.
Why Holmes?
Elementary my dear Watson. Someone has erased “Batteries not included” off the box the electromagnet came in.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

BFC. It could be worse. He might say he will fall apart, if you don’t return his love.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@BFC

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I told you so! Four square feet of Velcro, was not enough to lift that steel beam.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

BILL POSTERS WILL BE PROSECUTED

When we can finally scrape enough evidence to use against him.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

“scrape up” (jodder)

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Thing T. Thing. 1947-2014. Survived by Gomez , Wednesday and Pugsley Addams and Cousin Itt. Predeceased by Grandma, Morticia, Lurch, Ophelai Frump, Aristotle, Fang, Cleopatra, Kitty Kat, Trisdan and Isolde, Homer and Zelda. In lieu of flowers, please something morbid to your nice church-going neighbors.

Thank you, Thing.

Auntie
Auntie
6 years ago

Perfect next Engrish T-shirt material!

Will Pitts
Will Pitts
6 years ago

I always thought The Thing looked kinda like a leper.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

I’m not so sure the Thing is dead. One of those two guys at the end of the movie may have been infected….

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

I miss him most at clobberin’ time.

Whirled One
Whirled One
6 years ago

Warning: Beware of Krazy Glue commercial

J
J
6 years ago

RIP: The Thing. There is a lot of stuff to say about the thing…it was really something

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Beware of to the grammar.

Lucano
Lucano
6 years ago

The thing was my best friend 🙁

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
5 years ago

The Chinese title for “The Desolation of Smaug”

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