In accordance with the cinco segundo rule

In accordance with the cinco segundo rule

posted on 9 Apr 2014 in Menus

Let the bodies hit the flour…

Photo courtesy of Stan C. 

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SF
SF
6 years ago

For the ceiling tortilla, here is the ladder.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

No, you can’t have one on the house.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Floor Tequila is something I know a little about.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Only the best scrapings

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Do you want those inside or out

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The cook is drunk.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Underlay, underlay!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Floor tortilla is better than pavement pizza.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Is the Tamale dish inspired by Memale?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

You can order a complementary dish of Porn Tortillas when you asked for the Floor tortillas with hot sauce.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Made from fresh ground corn.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

CAUTION: Slippery when fresh

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– A 5th floor tortilla, please.
– Would you like an elevator with that?

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Floor tortilla
   With butter

Ceiling tortilla
   With glue

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Waiter! What’s a tortilla doing on my table?!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Flavoured with foot essence.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Mmm… Freshly mopped!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Floor tortillas, with low-fat butter.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

The perfect snack for Wall Flours.

Mineko Unabara
6 years ago

Floor tortilla gives you health!

pasdrole
6 years ago

But why isn’t it cheaper?

pasdrole
6 years ago

Does it come with…ground beef?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I put my Butler in the food,
I know it sounds quite rather crude,
But he is so juicy when he’s stewed.
¡ARRIBA!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Do you know, that if we were four feet taller, our food would fall on the floor butter side up.

(U of Q study, probably by the same D.H., who concluded after a long study, that cats sleep 17hrs a day)

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Cumple cinco tacos.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

BTW. That study can be replicated. Stand on a set of kitchen steps, and keep dropping your toast and Vegemite. It will land right way up. It will have time to do a complete 360, not just a 180. The possibility of the filling altering the “centre of gravity” of the slice of bread, was tested for in the study.

Hmm. I wonder how I will get the dust off my floor now?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Waiter! There’s a restaurant on my floor!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@pasdrole No. But the waitress will, if you play your cards right.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Let me try that again.

No. But the waitress will if it’s well done.

RT
RT
6 years ago

i’d like mine with footprints and the 5 second rule

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

No one expects the Spanish Floor Tortillas

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Made in the traditional manner: butter side down.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

*Rolling On The Flour*

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

Ive never seen butter on a tortilla

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

How can I help you, ma’am? Butter your tortilla?

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

And a bowl of Spilt Pea soup makes a perfectly grounded lunch !

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

“Waiter, why have you got your thumb on my tortilla?”
“I didn’t want it to fall on the floor again.”

Alan
Alan
6 years ago

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, …

…. floor !

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
5 years ago

Floor tortilla is fine so long as you follow the five second rule 😉

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