It all ends up in the same place

It all ends up in the same place

posted on 20 Apr 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Good news: the sewer bill is down

Photo courtesy of Sue Johnston.
Menu found in Hong Kong.  

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Crap meat shouldn’t be confused with the Daily Special Soup

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Just one letter changes the whole menu

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Well, if I had to choose I’d prefer deep fried over steaming…

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

What is this crap?

Timmy
Timmy
6 years ago

Hey look, they serve Gorditas here too!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Dumpling in, Dumping out

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Excuse me, where is the men’s restaurant?

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Hey this restaurant serves offensive odor too!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– No, don’t crap your hands, honey! *facepalm*

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy, I don’t want this dump crap! I want Diarrhoea!

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Well, at least it’s deep-fried.

coffeebot
6 years ago

Tigert Groupa, heh heh, that’s funny. That was the Engrish part, right?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I can’t pee soup, and I can’t crap meat. What am I doing wrong?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Every time I groupa the waitress, she slapsa my face.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

This menu was printed by the Tigert groupa companies.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

We can recommend the Daily Special Soup. It has been passed by the management, and the waitress, this very morning.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Tigert Groupa is a distant relative of the Tibet Groupa

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Waiter? Where is the mushroom?
– Second odor on the left, Sir.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

What happens when the only translator around is frustrated? This.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
6 years ago

And thus passes the American Angus characterless rib platoon.

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

What the Dumping Crap is Tiger T Group A ?

Brian
Brian
6 years ago

NO thanks, I’m on a low-crap diet.

Tim Crow
Tim Crow
6 years ago

After a bottle of Casarsa wine, I’m making some Special Soup…from both ends!

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
5 years ago

Sounds like the diarrhoea is firming up nicely.

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