Looking your eyes

Looking your eyes

posted on 8 Apr 2014 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Jessica Smelser.
Spotted in Egypt (likely imported from China). 

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Someone
Someone
6 years ago

Believe me, you don’t accidentally want to walk into a room with someone slrrping someone else’s arnis.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

OK.. you can touch my shin, but I’m not into you messing with my arnis.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

♫ Wrrk like an Egyptian. ♫

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

If you’re so dang wise, how did you end up full of buckshot?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Yes, youre!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Shin fetish; Shintaoism.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

I suddenly have a craving for Swiss cheese.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Is that the Lewinski blue dress?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I generally love to touch someone’s ‘front part of the leg from the knee to the ankle’, but I have rrally pleasurr slrrping aftrr I look a little highrr

PeeBee
PeeBee
6 years ago

Prease Prease Me.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Part of the Fatal Attraction clothing line coming this spring.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Helvetica Smallpox Bold

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Lou Costello, Lou Reed, Lou Rawls, Lou Piniella.
So many different ways to be Louing you.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

louing you
is easy because
yourebeautiful

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
6 years ago

Youre Yes
Im No

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

I m just unwise. I am not an armpit smeller.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Looking your eyes at me makes me uncomfortable to you

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Falling aslrrp in your arnis makes me feel strong pleasurr…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Shin Shin Hooray!

Garst
6 years ago

The spelling is prrfect! Can someone tell me what is an arnis?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Wisdom: 3

Jøshua
Jøshua
6 years ago

this Slrrpy taste like arnis

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Would someone prease pass the tossed salad?!

Kiobada
Kiobada
6 years ago

Sleeping with the armies??

How many men in a battalion?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Preased to meet you.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Thank you. I am sizing you up for a shin transplant.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

You have such rovery brown eye.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Sleeping with your Armies?

How many men in a battalion?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@ A Non-y Mouse. Dirty boy! you should not be looking up her shin.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@pasdrole. Solly Sir. We just tossed it.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

As the prostitute said: “Thank you sir. It’s been bussnss doing pleasurr with you.”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

♫She cocked an eye at me,
I cocked an eye at her,
And there we both did sit,
As cock-eyed as can be♪

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

One arnis slrrpy please, Apu! And a teabag toffee to go.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

BEWARE. I have a Black Belt in Arnis. I can kill a person with my bare feet.
Last time three hoods picked me , they beat the piss out of me , while I was taking my shoes off.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Garst. It is a Fiipino form of Martial Arts. See Kombatan.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

It also could be a drink – like Ouzo. 😉

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

It will give you an Aanisethetic.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

When you hear that slrrping sound, you know you’ve hit the bottom of the barrel.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Now I lay me down to slrrp.
Excuse me if I need to brrp.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Looking you’re yes or Looking your eyes? Just kick my shins and love me prease.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I want to be Louing you, but Lou didn’t want to get involved.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Slurping your arnis sounds a worry

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

From ”Ode To A Sniall Lunip Of Green Putty I Found In My Arnipit One Midsuninier Morning”

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

People who design T-shirts like these are a pain in the arnis.

nyanKatt
6 years ago

I’m fine with you touching my shins, because I have shin pads. But slurping my anus?

Ernest
Ernest
6 years ago

I don’t Arnis on the first date

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
5 years ago

How do you measurr that pleasurr?

Myself
3 years ago

Somebody has taken their fandom for indie-rock band The Shins to the next level.

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