Marshal Tito was the mayor of Middle Earth?

Marshal Tito was the mayor of Middle Earth?

posted on 10 Apr 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Because Elf-labor relations have been strained

Photo courtesy of Bjorn Berg.
Found at Shanghai Art Museum. 

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DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Socialist elf management is easy, all one needs is the one ring to rule them all.

coffeebot
7 years ago

I’m a middle earth management trainee, looking for top-elf opportunities.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

More like a Schrödinger’s Case

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Elvish is in the building.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

They discourage elf-abuse.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

The Yugoslav elf are anti-socialists. We must Ring them in or annihilate them.– Sauron

algernon
algernon
7 years ago

Beware of those with hairy feet

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

It’s just a rehearsal. The real thing will reveal The Knights Who Say ‘Ni!’ – Transilvanian Case, introducing Vlad in the Shrubberies.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Elf management is useful when you’re short-staffed.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Do they even know what they’re Tolkien about?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

We have always been at war with the Island of Misfit Toys.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Ash nazg Revolution, ash nazg Proletariat,
ash nazg People’s agh burzum-Das Kapital.

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

Gandalf the Gray, meet Elrond the Red.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

ACHTUNG: Nicht suitable für Children unter Elf

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Hi ! Buddy the Elf here ! What’s your favorite political system?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Rehearsal Act I — A Yugo in every pot!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

If you find yourself inside a Yugoslav case, you’ve been Shanghaied.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Elf yours, elf!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
7 years ago

ELF POWER! Think you can beat us down and “manage” us? You’ll be sorry when the Red King comes…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Obviously, an ‘S’ fell off. They mean: ‘SOCIALISTS ELF-MANAGEMENT’!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

And after Keebler was taken over by the state, the Fudge Stripes were never the same.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

These elves are Balkan up the wrong tree.

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

Just don’t make a hobbit of it.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
7 years ago

I knew Santa was Marxist…

GwydionM
7 years ago

Tell them the light should not be on themselves alone

GwydionM
7 years ago

Almost certainly “self-management”.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Greetings comrade, our names are Сиап, Кяаскле, and Поп. Enjoy cereal. And, as always, have nice day.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Hei…Hi!

My name is Mr. McGoering – from the Bell and Compasses, ja? So, I am not a racialist! But, und this is a big but, I’m für a National Bocialist! Party! Zo… umm, I vote for Mr. Hilter und, I’m a little bit mental. And …

I … THINK … HE’S … GOT … BEAUTIFUL LEGS!!!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Arms for Afghanistan – Legs for Tito.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Presented by Mrs. Santa.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Sparky Isn’t that Mary Christmas?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I thought the elves were the Petit Bourgeoisie not little Socialists.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

For the Ninth Shanghai Biennale, we will publicly harvest the organs of several executed prisoners, and auction them to the highest bidder.

Get your Bidders Number at the counter, prior to the execution.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

The Keebler motto:
From each according to their fudge creams, to those according to their cookie needs.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@NNed. For the expats. Sign on a shop in Niugini.

TIMTAMS AND VEGEMITE SOLD HERE. 😮

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
7 years ago

Yugoslavia: China’s North Pole

RT
RT
7 years ago

i’m an ewok and i find this racist

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Better keep that to themelves.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I’m from (ex) Yugoslavia, I met Josip Broz Tito and Jovanka personally, but I know nothing about The 8th Shanghai Biennale. How could this be?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@72rd The usual. Eine grosse scheisse.

PeeBee
PeeBee
7 years ago

It’s just a rehearsal. So just be your elf.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
7 years ago

Guess people didn’t get my Elephant 6 band reference. Elf Power — When The Red King Comes. Google it.

Iva
Iva
6 years ago

…I don’t know enough about the country I was born in, it seems.

Seventy2rd, I don’t know anything about it either.

DragonLady
DragonLady
6 years ago

Socialism in one leprecountry.

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
6 years ago

Guess like Christmas will be never the same again.

Silverwolf
5 years ago

Elf-management, hosted by Artemis Fowl and Holly Short.

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