Marshal Tito was the mayor of Middle Earth?

Marshal Tito was the mayor of Middle Earth?

posted on 10 Apr 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Because Elf-labor relations have been strained

Photo courtesy of Bjorn Berg.
Found at Shanghai Art Museum. 

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DrLex
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DrLex

Socialist elf management is easy, all one needs is the one ring to rule them all.

coffeebot
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I’m a middle earth management trainee, looking for top-elf opportunities.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

More like a Schrödinger’s Case

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Elvish is in the building.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

They discourage elf-abuse.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

The Yugoslav elf are anti-socialists. We must Ring them in or annihilate them.– Sauron

algernon
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algernon

Beware of those with hairy feet

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It’s just a rehearsal. The real thing will reveal The Knights Who Say ‘Ni!’ – Transilvanian Case, introducing Vlad in the Shrubberies.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Elf management is useful when you’re short-staffed.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Do they even know what they’re Tolkien about?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

We have always been at war with the Island of Misfit Toys.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Ash nazg Revolution, ash nazg Proletariat,
ash nazg People’s agh burzum-Das Kapital.

Ben
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Ben

Gandalf the Gray, meet Elrond the Red.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

ACHTUNG: Nicht suitable für Children unter Elf

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Hi ! Buddy the Elf here ! What’s your favorite political system?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Rehearsal Act I — A Yugo in every pot!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

If you find yourself inside a Yugoslav case, you’ve been Shanghaied.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Elf yours, elf!

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

ELF POWER! Think you can beat us down and “manage” us? You’ll be sorry when the Red King comes…

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Obviously, an ‘S’ fell off. They mean: ‘SOCIALISTS ELF-MANAGEMENT’!

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

And after Keebler was taken over by the state, the Fudge Stripes were never the same.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

These elves are Balkan up the wrong tree.

Chris
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Chris

Just don’t make a hobbit of it.

Vulcan64
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Vulcan64

I knew Santa was Marxist…

GwydionM
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Tell them the light should not be on themselves alone

GwydionM
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Almost certainly “self-management”.

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

Greetings comrade, our names are Сиап, Кяаскле, and Поп. Enjoy cereal. And, as always, have nice day.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Hei…Hi!

My name is Mr. McGoering – from the Bell and Compasses, ja? So, I am not a racialist! But, und this is a big but, I’m für a National Bocialist! Party! Zo… umm, I vote for Mr. Hilter und, I’m a little bit mental. And …

I … THINK … HE’S … GOT … BEAUTIFUL LEGS!!!

Marum
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Marum

Arms for Afghanistan – Legs for Tito.

Sparky
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Sparky

Presented by Mrs. Santa.

Marum
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Marum

@Sparky Isn’t that Mary Christmas?

Marum
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Marum

I thought the elves were the Petit Bourgeoisie not little Socialists.

Marum
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Marum

For the Ninth Shanghai Biennale, we will publicly harvest the organs of several executed prisoners, and auction them to the highest bidder.

Get your Bidders Number at the counter, prior to the execution.

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

The Keebler motto:
From each according to their fudge creams, to those according to their cookie needs.

Marum
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Marum

@NNed. For the expats. Sign on a shop in Niugini.

TIMTAMS AND VEGEMITE SOLD HERE. 😮

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

Yugoslavia: China’s North Pole

RT
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RT

i’m an ewok and i find this racist

Peter
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Peter

Better keep that to themelves.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I’m from (ex) Yugoslavia, I met Josip Broz Tito and Jovanka personally, but I know nothing about The 8th Shanghai Biennale. How could this be?

Marum
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Marum

@72rd The usual. Eine grosse scheisse.

PeeBee
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PeeBee

It’s just a rehearsal. So just be your elf.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

Guess people didn’t get my Elephant 6 band reference. Elf Power — When The Red King Comes. Google it.

Iva
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…I don’t know enough about the country I was born in, it seems.

Seventy2rd, I don’t know anything about it either.

DragonLady
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DragonLady

Socialism in one leprecountry.

Teal Glue
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Teal Glue

Guess like Christmas will be never the same again.

Silverwolf
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Elf-management, hosted by Artemis Fowl and Holly Short.

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