More occurrence bang for the buck

More occurrence bang for the buck

posted on 27 Apr 2014 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Doug Bostrom.
Battery warning label. 

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coffeebot
6 years ago

Can’t close, can’t far… no happy! Medium!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Bang that charged your attention

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

So defending the tide might close the fire source but will it prevent occurrence bang

GwydionM
6 years ago

Occurrence Bang will defend the tide, as King Canute did.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The Occurrence Bang Theory would explain the creation of a universe where this label makes sense.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Strictlying is the only way you’ll get people to believe this stuff. White lies and fabrication are just not good enough.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Just a moment. I will consult Stephen Hawking.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I imagine this means that you are to check that your charger is suitable/compatible with their wiring., before you burn the joint down.

After which, you are free to proceed.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
6 years ago

and a BIG bang it will be

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
6 years ago

I guess I finally know what the undeciphered writing systems are. They are Engrish of the distant past.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I am the ghost of Engrish past, the body of Engrish present, and the spirit of Engrish to come.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Please don’t bang the occurrence before asking usage or you will be charged.

Ramita Rytupuras
Ramita Rytupuras
6 years ago

This occurs every lifetime or three.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

It looks like the instructions for a condom.

kpa
kpa
6 years ago

Do not put the lion in the trash.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Dammit! Every time I read the instructions, it takes so long and the batteries blow up before I can take precautionary action.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Winner of the Engrish Poetry contest !

Moose Hurling
Moose Hurling
6 years ago

Lyrics to William Hung’s last release.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

they didn’t use Google translator correctly

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

More Li ion by the corrupt Marxists. Workers of the world untie. DOWN WITH MOTHERS IN LAW!!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

A battery made of Lithium Ion,
Worked completely and absolutely fion,
But the consequences were dire,
When it was put in the fire,
For it was the incinerator they were blown sky hion.

RT
RT
6 years ago

that’s some haiku you got there

RT
RT
6 years ago

wu-tang clan’s ability to spit rhymes really has gone down the drain lately

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@RT My haiku attempt = Li ion battery attention defends tide forbidden short circuit BANG

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I prefer limericks (The Irish haiku) 😀

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

When asking usage, say pretty prease.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

who is this serial thumb downer

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@ Marum:
An Irish wannabe poet named Miku
Decided to try and write haiku
But he found it a chore
So he went out the door
And rode off to the pub on his biku.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

This is the literal transcript, including non-verbal sounds, of someone dictating the instructions while testing the limits of the battery.

pasdrole
6 years ago

Here lies the mourn thing.
He asked the usage to specify,
strictlying, short circuit…and Bang.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Suggestion to the webmaster: implement a system that is triggered when someone downvotes more than 25% of all comments. When it detects this, it undoes those downvotes and automatically downvotes any comments made by the downvoter.

Fargus McGhee
Fargus McGhee
6 years ago

Now I know where Ogre from Skinny Puppy gets his lyrics

Enclave
Enclave
6 years ago

I did not RAPE her… it was just an occurance bang!

iLikeTheUDK
iLikeTheUDK
6 years ago

I actually think it’s more like “Can’t close the fire source the in order to prevent occurrence. Bang!”

Myself
3 years ago

When in doubt, just write “Bang”.

Myself
3 years ago

Steps for using this battery:
1. Asking usage to specify the charger proceeds to refresh
2. The attention defends the tide, strictlying forbid the short circuit
3. Can’t close to the fire source the in order to prevent occurrence
4. Bang
It almost makes sense now! …almost.

Myself
3 years ago

“No, no, trust me, I’m not strict lying, the tide never occurred anyone! He asked usage before he proceeded to refresh and definitely did not bang! The tide is an honest, law-abiding citizen. Thank you, Justice, and I hope my testimony doesn’t lead to a short circuit.”
-The attention

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