No altruists!

No altruists!

posted on 30 Apr 2014 in Clothing

I think I need another feel…

Photo courtesy of Ivan Himanen.
Shirt found on Japanese tourist in US. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

What front or back

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Always charmed after the feeling

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It isn’t every day you get an invitation like that!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

If the “Feel It” is 8 inches higher, I would do so!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

@BFC: If the “Feel It” was 8 inches LOWER, I would do so!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Welcome to America. Can I help you with your mischief?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

♪ ♫
See me,
Feel me,
Touch me… ♪ ♫

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Can I feel two mischievous places at once? Do I get twice the charm for that?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Excuse me, miss, would you like a hand? 😈

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

You know if she’s dressed like that she wants it.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

I fell it when I’m selfish, and usually….alone.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
6 years ago

‘So in summary, Your Honour, I was merely doing as her t shirt advised…’

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

“They’re always after my lucky charms.”

GwydionM
6 years ago

She’s selfish, so there’s a small charge before you can feel it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Those mischievous Japanese female tourists …

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

I was always told it was naughty to be selfish.
Is this what they were warning me about ?

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

I hope there isn’t a time limit.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Miss Chief of Miss Urine

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

@Sparky: The line forms to the left.

RT
RT
6 years ago

satisfaction 100% guaranteed: if you are not fully satisfied, rip off the shirt and stick it on someone who gets charmed easily

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If I plug in first, can I hear it in stereo?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I’m a selfish altruist.

I steal from the rich to give to the poor.

But I take 75% commission.

(Actually. That’s far less then the “administrative” expenses of most charities). 🙁

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