Scatoscope

Scatoscope

posted on 6 Apr 2014 in Toys

Be still my pooping heart…

Photo courtesy of Beth Whales.
Toy stethoscope found in doctor costume set. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Pooping, pooping …

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

A funny way to become deaf and dump

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

For listening to bowel movements

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Don’t confuse with the brown ones

coffeebot
6 years ago

my heart goes “pooper pat”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy! No sh*t!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I just want to check your fartbeat.

preposterous
preposterous
6 years ago

Are you sure that’s earwax on the earpieces?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Well, we can guess where the toy thermometer goes.

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

@DnT: The thermometer should be sitting lightly on the chest, right?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Hello? Hello, Kitty?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Do not litter
– Keep out of children
– Feces are sold separately
– For diarrhoea effect, just add water
– After extended period of use please avoid facepalm

NOTE: Our previous model, ‘BOOB’ stealthoscope, is now out of control.

PeeBee
PeeBee
6 years ago

“Wow! Now I can hear all kinds of Sh*t!”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Heck. I they were jamming that up your date, they would hear a lot of squeaking.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Err. Lubricant not included.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

It could be worse – It could be square.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Sold ‘ass is’

Auntie
Auntie
6 years ago

Beth “Whales”…great name!

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

For the doctor who’s a little behind in their work.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

That is called a”Yark”.

Try getting one jammed up your date, and see if you don’t call its name.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

This instrument is called a “Yark”

As in:

Doctor: “Do you know what this is called?” (Jams it up patient’s date)

Patient: ‘YAAARRRRRKK!!!!’

Doactor: “Correct”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Ben: Well played!
Am I really the only one who thinks so? 😕

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

If your poop is red and heart-shaped, a stethoscope won’t help!

Fido
6 years ago

I want this to take it to work with me now…

Zordoz
Zordoz
6 years ago

Poop or dood, I guess its doodie from either direction.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Kids are advanced these days. When they play doctor they don’t just listen to the heart and lungs but also check for normal bowel sounds.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Her poop belongs to Daddy.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

Time for another “I poop NY” promotional campaign.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
6 years ago

When the movie star crossed the red carpet, her heart went “poop, poop, poop.”

Joona1410
Joona1410
5 years ago

Poop…Poop….Poop…Poop….

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