Stained cutlery extra

Stained cutlery extra

posted on 19 Apr 2014 in Menus

You know it’s good if it stinks.

Photo courtesy of Leanna Zakariassen.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Thai stink food

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Looks like the fried rice is the better option

coffeebot
6 years ago

CUSTOMER: This food stinks.
CHEF: Thank you, sir.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Whoever keeps pulling the cook’s finger, STOP IT RIGHT NOW!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Shrimp-Beef-Pork-Squids and a bottle of De-Odor-Ant, please.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Would you like something to drink, Sir?
– Drink-Feck-Arse-Girls!! Drink!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

You want flies with that?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Shrimp-beef-pork-squids, shrimp-squids-pork-chicken, beef-chicken-pork-squids, shrimp-shrimp-squids-pork-chicken, pork-chicken-shrimp-shrimp-beef-squids-shrimp-shrimp-shrimp, shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-pork-chicken-beef-squid-shrimp-shrimp shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-shrimp-shramp-shram-sham-span-spam-spam-spam-spam-spam-spam-spam, and a rice with some spam on it with some spam, please.

– Waiter, I miss urine!

Pork chicken or pork squids

I Miss Urine

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Must be the Chef LeFete special.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

Eaten with Nose-Clothespin-Gag-Reflex.
Followed soon after by Tums-Pepto-Zantac-Gas-X.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Ran out of shrimp so they substituted crap.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Do you have a Kosher menu?

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

When a school of tiny Squid-Pigs-Cows flies overhead, I hope you have your umbrella.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I love the smell of Squid-Cows in the morning. It smells like victory.

Chef Billy
Chef Billy
6 years ago

The trouser trumpets always start playing after Shrimp-Beef-Pork-Squids.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– May I recommend our chef today, Madam? He’s farty-eight, he didn’t take a bath or shower for a month, has been heavily drinking alcohol for the last few weeks, and he didn’t change his clothes since Christmas, guaranteed putrefied but deliciously moldy, runny and overgrown with tumors, bacterium and fungi, and carefully flied in a pan with a little lump of green putty he found in his armpit one midsummer morning.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

The chef must be So Young … Smells like teen spirit!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The Fried rice shrimp-squids-pork-chicken has a fowl odor.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

QUESTA O QUELLA!!

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

Sorry, English not good. I not mean shrimp, meant skunk.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

BTW The prawns are off. And I mean OFF!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

In fact, despite the fact that they are dead, they just walked out the door.

GwydionM
6 years ago

Defensive odour available on request

szk
szk
6 years ago

Contains diarrhoea

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

NOTE TO DOWN-VOTER(S): Here’s the deal: I’ll down-vote my own posts. OK? I really pity you, you must be tired doing all this by yourself.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Waitress, do I smell fish?

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

We sell every type of food imaginable and the kitchen stink.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Genetic experiments have gone too far…

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
6 years ago

Boy, those Truth in Advertising laws get stricter every year.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Setting a new goal for myself: get more down votes than anybody else.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

If your eyes are burning, that means it’s working !

Tim Crow
Tim Crow
6 years ago

Seventy2rd – Thank you for the Jack Hackett quote! You RULE!

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
5 years ago

Comes with free mouthwash.

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