This office “can” be available.

This office “can” be available.

posted on 7 Apr 2014 in Signs

Photo courtesy of MN.
Spotted at an airport in Taiwan.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

The office can find for loser anywhere.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Except when you lose the plane at the airport.

SF
SF
6 years ago

Hey, loser! Come here.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Where do I check-up my lost properties that I haven’t lost?

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

Next to throwing insults at travelers, the customs service office will also tell them to get lost.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– I know Officer, I’m a Wiener, but I’m still a loser!

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

You’re an orphan? Come to my office you loser.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

The pilot really crunched the landing.

The steward announces over the PA.. Cap’n Crash and his crew hope you enjoyed your fright today. After the smoke has cleared, you may proceed through the debris to the baggage collection point, where you may be able to identify the shattered remains of your luggage.

Have a nice day

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Losers need not apply for any position at this office.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

The other office can be available for the winner who have won in the same places

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Do you have any idea where you lost it?
– Somewhere above that cloud, Sir!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The office can be available, as long as someone hasn’t lost it.

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Just stay home!

GwydionM
6 years ago

Losers lost in music should please to sing us a song about it.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

I’m a driver. I’m a winner. things are gonna change. I can feel it.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I have often been lost in my lover’s other places. But I don’t think I was a loser. 😀

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If you have lost luggage before in other places, it is obviously your own fault. You should have learnt by now.

HACK ORF!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

CIQ = Concealed Inconjunct or Quincunx.

If your luggage is in there, forget it. It’s lost in the cosmos.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Must be a sign at Jackson’s. (POM)

The office Kan will be available.

Kiobada
Kiobada
6 years ago

This is a Greek airline.

One could say: “It is a Mykonos outfit”.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

I lost my lunch.
Do I have any recourse ? I don’t need a second course.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Speaking of losers, who’s been thumbing down almost every comment lately?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I’m lost in translation …

Conventi
Conventi
6 years ago

Is this a psychoterapy office ? I think I need this office, I´m a loser who lost a lot in other places

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

I’m a loser
I’m a loser
And I’m not what I appear to be.

Thanks to Beatles.

@Lora. not me!

Auntie
Auntie
6 years ago

At least it did not say “for the looser”, for which we can all be grateful.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I’m not a Loser, I’m a Misplacer.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I lost my temper in the customs area. You can keep it, I don’t want it back.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

@Lora – It appears it may be multiple people as sometimes
there have been 5 or 6 down votes for some of our comments! 😮

Maybe there’s a troll syndicate on some website who traverse
through the internet choosing to do their business one place and
then move on to the next one?!

Maybe they were discussing where, and one person thought
“Ooh Engrish.com doesn’t really get down votes, I’ve been there a
couple of times and it seems like a cool community…. let’s change that!”

Well that’s one of my theories, lol.
I say never mind the trolls.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

…because they have to live with being losers 😉
and they probably want you to get annoyed, so don’t 🙂

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Is a Troll a male Trollop ?

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

“Cause I’m a freak, I’m a loser”…..
“What the hell am i doin here”?
“My luggage doesn’t belong here….”

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Passengerwithlostluggagesayswhat?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Chuck: Yes, in Robert Asprin’s Myth novels.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

@ EVERYBODY: While we are at down voting, do we really need down-vote option? Some larger websites also has that: Everyone who likes it, up votes, if not, leaves it alone. It would be maybe also nice to be able to edit comments and/or even replying to comments.
Just thinking.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock: I don’t see any need to get hung up about the down voting; trolls come and go. A reply facility would make things more interesting, though.
Edit facility- maybe, but sometimes the typos are funny!

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I’d like to check-up on my baggage. Have you lost it yet?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

The down-vote buttons are just there to keep Droll not Troll occupied. They’re like bubble-wrap for him.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

@ Droll not Troll, @ EVERYBODY: Well it’s not about trolls – no pun intended (; ) – or about typos; just about a, hmm…(?) PS: I personally don’t get upset about being down-voted; but I believe this is a distraction to the whole community. Personally, I know my comments often look like a ‘trolling of the day’ thing, and also stupid and / or un-logical like hell, but sometimes I just can’t stop; when inspiration strikes, it strikes hard, good or bad. So I admit that many of the ‘thumb-down’ icons I received are completely justified. But sometimes, I… Read more »

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

And peace on you too.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Maybe we can gat peaced together. 😀

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@A Non-Y Mouse: It’s definitely not me who’s down voting, although I notice that my comments tend to get hit less than others, and I’m still wondering about that.
It’s funny that you made the connection with bubble-wrap. Anyone who knows me well, knows that I don’t do the bubble-wrap thing either, and they know the reason why. I won’t go into it here. 😉

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock: Yes, when inspiration strikes, just keep on posting; I always do. There’s plenty of room for them, and there’s no telling which one will be the most popular.
And I’ll keep on voting up the posts I like, from anyone.
I’ve never thought you were trolling, and since when does humour need to be logical? 🙂

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@72rd. Which is your first language then. Your understanding of the nuances of my polyglot language, is superb. Better than many “native speakers”.
It must come as a salutary experience for adults, who learn their English overseas, to come to Australia. to find we don’t speak it. ;p

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DnT Maybe the Troll covets you bum. 😈

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

rrrrrrrrr. Thed=se are my left over rrrrrrr s, prease serect one.

Enclave
Enclave
6 years ago

It puts the loser in the office!

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
5 years ago

You may have lost everything else, but hey – you get an office for your trouble.

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