We found the link!

Well lets start with a beer

That sign isn’t right. It should say Morrr Haapiniss Morrr Drung

Well if you say so

That’s why bars have Happy Hours.

Don’t drive happy.

Are you happy or is it a bottle in your pocket?

and More Hangover!

I can still read the ad. I am not yet happy enough.

More is my favorite drug.

Makes sense. To much of either makes people fall down.

Oooooh, my head hurts! I got sooo happy last night.

Happiness is a warm toddy.

“Why can’t you just drink yourself happy like normal people?” -Peter Griffin

Don’t overdo it. You wouldn’t want euphoria of the liver.

Something is about to happy! (Glug-glug-glug)

Buy some stupid before you sober up.

Good news, everyone: The compulsive downvoter appears to be too drunk today.

Now I know why people say I always look so happy.

More, ha!Penis…,.,,. more womb

More looking at shrubbery.

More drunk,
More correct English..??

Talk slurry, be happy!

@Classic Steve: I thought maybe we’d seen the last of Red-Thumb Freddie, but looks like he’s baaack!

You think I’m under the affluence of interhol, don’t you Officer?

Drink me!

Drink me!

He who does not sin, goes to Heaven.
When you are drunk you go to sleep.
He who sleeps does not sin.
Therefore the path to heaven is obvious.
Let’s all stay drunk and go to Heaven.

Carpe cerviscium.

Try that again.

Carpe diem!
NO.
Carpe cerviscium!

oh great wise man, what is the secret to happiness?
-a twelve pack of bud light and a willingness to bandwagon jump to whatever team lebron james goes

@Everyone – Why does everyone who mentions the thumbs downs seem to think it’s only one person??!?

…Yesterday I got 6 down thumbs on a comment, now unless
there’s one person who has 6 devices AND bothers doing all that, well
then it’s not one person…
Own up buttheads

@iLock: There’s another possibility. After I refreshed this page just now, there was only one comment that had the thumbs greyed-out, meaning I could vote up or down any of the others, even the ones I already voted for, or even my own! This happens frequently, so I think the cookies might be broken and a down-voter is taking advantage.
I propose to ignore it.

@DnT: Hmm, that’s interesting. That exact thing hasn’t happened
on my end, but once in a while random vote buttons will be greyed
out when I haven’t even voted yet, they were mainly up vote buttons I think.
I’m going to ignore it now too.

This place looks like I need a drink.

seems to be a correlation