We found the link!

We found the link!

posted on 23 Apr 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

Still need more research…

Photo courtesy of Kevin Morris.
Ad for an apartment complex in Qingdao, China.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Well lets start with a beer

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

That sign isn’t right. It should say Morrr Haapiniss Morrr Drung

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Well if you say so

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

That’s why bars have Happy Hours.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Don’t drive happy.

SF
SF
6 years ago

Are you happy or is it a bottle in your pocket?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

and More Hangover!

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

I can still read the ad. I am not yet happy enough.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

More is my favorite drug.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Makes sense. To much of either makes people fall down.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Oooooh, my head hurts! I got sooo happy last night.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Happiness is a warm toddy.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

“Why can’t you just drink yourself happy like normal people?” -Peter Griffin

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Don’t overdo it. You wouldn’t want euphoria of the liver.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Something is about to happy! (Glug-glug-glug)

GwydionM
6 years ago

Buy some stupid before you sober up.

Classic Steve
6 years ago

Good news, everyone: The compulsive downvoter appears to be too drunk today.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Now I know why people say I always look so happy.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

More, ha!Penis…,.,,. more womb

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

More looking at shrubbery.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

More drunk,
More correct English..??

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Talk slurry, be happy!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

@Classic Steve: I thought maybe we’d seen the last of Red-Thumb Freddie, but looks like he’s baaack!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

You think I’m under the affluence of interhol, don’t you Officer?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Drink me!

Drink me!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

He who does not sin, goes to Heaven.
When you are drunk you go to sleep.
He who sleeps does not sin.
Therefore the path to heaven is obvious.
Let’s all stay drunk and go to Heaven.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Carpe cerviscium.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Try that again.

Carpe diem!
NO.
Carpe cerviscium!

RT
RT
6 years ago

oh great wise man, what is the secret to happiness?
-a twelve pack of bud light and a willingness to bandwagon jump to whatever team lebron james goes

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

@Everyone – Why does everyone who mentions the thumbs downs seem to think it’s only one person??!?

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

…Yesterday I got 6 down thumbs on a comment, now unless
there’s one person who has 6 devices AND bothers doing all that, well
then it’s not one person…
Own up buttheads

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@iLock: There’s another possibility. After I refreshed this page just now, there was only one comment that had the thumbs greyed-out, meaning I could vote up or down any of the others, even the ones I already voted for, or even my own! This happens frequently, so I think the cookies might be broken and a down-voter is taking advantage.
I propose to ignore it.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

@DnT: Hmm, that’s interesting. That exact thing hasn’t happened
on my end, but once in a while random vote buttons will be greyed
out when I haven’t even voted yet, they were mainly up vote buttons I think.
I’m going to ignore it now too.

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

This place looks like I need a drink.

Ruuku
Ruuku
5 years ago

seems to be a correlation

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