Womb

Now you know where manikins come from.

Our staff are at your cervix.

an = B?

I’ll shop somewhere else; it’s warm and sticky in there.

They’re not always open. They close for four or five days every month.

That isn’t where women usually keep their racks.

Funny, they don’t usually have rectangular entrances.

Buy two, be born for free

In my next life I want to be a T-shirt

I hear pre-natal fashions are all the rage this season.

Is that a trampoline or a diaphragm?

Yeah but, for whom?

Maternity wear for womben.

…I just answered my own Engrish question, I guess.

Come browse our wide range of merkins.

Bringing life to your wardrobe.

For men and women

For those knocked up

Lease expired. Womb for rent.

Customer: “I’d like to speak to your manager”

Staff member: “Sorry he’s on his lunch break,
he’s up in the esophagus for now”

Half an hour later…

Staff member: Hey, a customer asked for you, told him to come back..
how was lunch?

Manager: Good, just had the usual – Eggs, ovary easy on toast.

– OK, who’s the Womb Raider?

Spend over $50 online, and your order will be delivered by one
of our doctors for free!

Womb – First for fetal fashions.

Brand new and used.

Please don’t lick the entrance. We don’t want the stock to suddenly end up on the road.

HEY!! Its got two sets of doors.

Visit our special section for seniors: TOMB.

And our section for the politically disaffected: BOMB.

Sorry, there’s no womb in the inn.

I like finding a cozy corner of this place to curl up in.

I’m not leaving! You’re going to have to push me out!

Cumming to a store near you.

This is the fifth time I’ve come in here. May I go to sleep now?

There will be a surcharge for anyone over 10.

It’s funny… Whenever I see one guy come into this place, two people come out.

Don’t rub the entrance. It may cause the fire-extinguishers to squirt.

WOW!! It’s got three dangly things at the top of the opening.

The wide open front creates a womb with a view.

Caesarean section is on the left

@72rd. As Caesar (Julius) said. Iacta alea est!

A Womb With a View

Don’t ask for delivery. It takes nine months

CAUTION: Push carefully to exit

Accessories after the fact.

Looks like a clothing store. Smells like the fish market.

Hi mom!

That is not how you spell the sound of an elephant fart.

That’s the maternity store

Finally! I have been looking for a clothing store that also sells eggs!

But it’s hard to find the eggs — they are aaaallll the way in the back