Functional shopping

Functional shopping

posted on 8 May 2014 in Bags/Packaging

Shopping bag found in Tokyo.
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jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

A thing in a bag.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

How much

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

An oblong with handles

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

The shopping bags at Womb.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I need a bigger bad for my fucntion: h(x) = |(5y + 3)| / 2[cos( 5y+3 ) – 5]

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

We are proud to offer you this not entirely useless bag.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Unlike the rest of the junk that we sell.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Function just got real!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@jjhitt: Who’s afraid of the big bad fucntion? 😛

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

It’s not just a pretty face… er… bag.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Let’s design with Arial Substantial Medium!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

If I don’t get the bag, will there be a wardrobe malfunction?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Fill the bag with groceries (glass bottles, eggs, tomatoes …)
2. Rotate the bag counter-clockwise until you’ll be able to read the text horizontally

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

A *random English word* and *another random English word* = Engrish

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
6 years ago

Is it a flamingo shaped bidet?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

A shopping bag without design and substantial function is nothingness. I think that was one of Kierkegaard’s.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

I divorced my bag. She didn’t have design or a substantial function.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

There is a hole in the bucket.

And random words are leaking out.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I imagine, cutting two eyeholes in it. Then putting it over your head, and doing armed robberies, might qualify as a “substantial function”.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

You hava designs ona my bag, I maka you cementa boots.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

This bag has an API.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Sparky. when I was young, I set up a picnic lunch on top of a headland overlooking the ocean, a good bottle of wine, (I have always been a sucker for a romantic setting) and set out to seduce my newly acquired wife.
She said. “Let’s go home.”

At that point, I could see my life ahead, extending into the distant future.

Could that be construed to be a lack of design, or substantial function?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Oh Yeah. I timed it nicely. The full moon was rising also. 😥

GwydionM
6 years ago

Are you substantial? This is the design for you.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Gwn. Haha. Evening wear for the substantial. 🙄

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@72rd. I thought it was megaron .

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

Airsickness just became high fashion.

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Your store doesn’t have a public restroom? Guess it’s time to use my substantial function bag!

szk
szk
6 years ago

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Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Doesn’t get more substantial than storing things…

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Lollerskate.

You may never find my thing in one of those.

?? Should may be will. ❓

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

@Marum: Here’s hoping you’re never wrong about that!

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