I came here to get a quiet!

I came here to get a quiet!

posted on 19 May 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries

Still waiting for my Big Bang…

Photo courtesy of Edward Lawrence Marcos.
Found at hotel in Thailand. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Sheldon, Sheldon is that you!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Oh I love the sound of a noisy first thing in the morning, It makes me feel….

Coffeebot
Coffeebot
6 years ago

Bazinga!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

The 10th floor will contain a whole new universe!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I think it Overlooked something

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

How much money do I need to put in the machine to get a noisy? Never mind, can it give me a happy?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

And later, in the dining room, the temple explodes the chicken.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

*BANG!* *VVRRROOOOM!* *RROOAAAARRR!!*
– Mr. Guest, thank you!
*BANGBONG! BOOM!* *WEEEEEEE!*
– Excuse me? Mr. Hotel, I can’t hear you!!

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Use protection. That Machine’s doing the whole floor!

Ben
Ben
6 years ago

I believe it takes intelligent design to renovate rooms – the 10th floor will be _created_ between 8:30 and 18:00.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Can I just get a Snickers from the machine instead?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

“The Who” must have been up to their old tricks on the tenth floor.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Nobody expects the Silence of the Machines

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

“Sounds like the guy in 1002 is watching the Big Bang theory again.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Noise all day, bang all night.

GwydionM
6 years ago

The last Big Bang was 13 billion years ago. This one is behind schedule.

GwydionM
6 years ago

You will not get an apologia for inconveniences outside of the stated times.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Ben: That explains why it’s going to be hell below.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Big Bang, You Noisy SUCK!

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

I thought the Big Bang was just a theory.

mARUM
mARUM
6 years ago

@Sparky. Not in Siam.

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

If the Big Bang is really great, I may be making more noise than the noise of the machine.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Tune your TV to the house channel, to watch THE KINK and I.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@gwn Maybe not “apologia”. How about “apoplexy”?

Bob the Builder
Bob the Builder
6 years ago

We will remove the whole 10th floor, refurbish it somewhere else. Then we will reinstall it.

Please don’t alight from lift at 10th floor during works, or you may experience a big let down.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If you have any questions, don’t ask us. We are completely clueless.

The management

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

Penny? knock knock knock Penny? knock knock knock Penny? knock knock knock Penny? knock knock knock

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

You will find Stephen Hawking in his lab on the 10th floor and wait the Big Banging noise is coming out of the black hole.

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

If you are Christian, you will get a Genesis creation story instead.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I want Big Bang for the Buck

Auntie
Auntie
6 years ago

That would be from Thailand, naturally enough!

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

Check out before 8:30:10^-32s to beat inflation.

Mick
Mick
6 years ago

I’ll give you a big bang! 😛

Tom41
Tom41
6 years ago

Excuse me, it’s after 8.30 and this machine is making a quiet… is broken?

JimS
JimS
6 years ago

Someone call Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
6 years ago

Warning to all residents: A Big Bang and a noise machine will occur and destroy the building. Please evacuate now.

Crank Caller
Crank Caller
6 years ago

If you not enjoy a Big Bang and a Noisy, you get a Swirly.

Ocelot
Ocelot
6 years ago

Don’t worry, it’s just a theory.

hank
hank
6 years ago

Happy ending at 18:00 PM after the Big Bang

SeanJohn
SeanJohn
5 years ago

From Milliways, the creators of The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, now The Hotel at the BEGINNING of the Universe.

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
5 years ago

Wow, that must be some great sex machine.

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