Inline skate intestine

Inline skate intestine

posted on 25 May 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Roger S.
Menu found in China. 

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Cutting edge tha

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Only if you have the stomach for it

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Intestine? I was expecting wheels.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

All intestine are belong to us!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

They see me rollin’, they eatin’.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Wait – this is not a T-shirt?!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

All seafood in this restaurant was passed by the Skate Board.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

If I ate that, I think I’d air my quarter pipe — if you know what I mean.

coffeebot
6 years ago

…meet Chef Tonya Harding

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

the Diarrhea Luge is a new addition to the Winter Olympics Menu

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Remains of Inline skater when they accidentally performed on the highways in China.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Mommy! I see a bowl movement!

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

Cut with a roller blade.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

I think I just passed a skate key.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I suppose inline skate intestine is sold by the foot.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Better than Quads.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

In front of this restaurant can be found the most notoriously difficult grinding rail in the city.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Chef first improvised this dish one day when the grinding didn’t go so well.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Do you have the guts for it?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

So this is what they look like when they’re dead?

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

“The Intestinal Tract ” By Victoria Jackson 🙂

We have two intestines, one large and one small,
Every food that we eat must eventually fall
In through the top of the long slimy tubes
Go fingernails, ice cream, and bullion cubes.
The little food particles party and play,
Until it is time for them to “go away”.
And the reason our intestines are squished into a ball
Is because if they weren’t, we’d be 30 feet tall.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

Victoria Jackson used to act like she was so stupid.
It turns out, it wasn’t an act !

Nburgin
Nburgin
6 years ago

I didn’t know they HAD intestines!

Crank Caller
Crank Caller
6 years ago

So much better than surfer intestine.

Casey83
Casey83
6 years ago

Caught fresh from the roller derby!

Seann McGovern
Seann McGovern
6 years ago

See? I told you inline skating was dangerous.

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