Mom always said I was her gift…

Mom always said I was her gift…

posted on 30 May 2014 in Signs

Hope you don’t mind I didn’t wrap.

Photo courtesy of Isak Larborn.
Seen at the Eiffel Tower in Paris.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Graft or what

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Tied up or in a bow

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Be present perfect!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

My name is Gold. These are my traveling companions, Frank Incense and Myrrh.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Can I pay?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am: Why so tense? Relax and enjoy the ride! 😛

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
6 years ago

And to wait in the ticket line, you must have patients.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Yes, my name is Barbie. Do you need to see the date on my ass?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

I came, I saw, I contributed.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

My mother always said I was a gift from God.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

No WRappers allowed.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Around closing time, we’d appreciate your absinthes.

GwydionM
6 years ago

Give these presents to the Spirit of Christmas Box Office

Vulcan64
Vulcan64
6 years ago

If your parents got busy on Christmas without a condom, does that count?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I find your presence objectionable.
And I wouldn’t sell you a ticket if you were the last person on earth.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@FB. If I were her, I would ask for a refund of all that money, I put in the Collection Plate on Sundays. 😉

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Actually the old Vanguard cars caused the presence of a lot more people.
Whilst roadtesting the front bench seat, the large steering-wheel, prevented one from getting out in time.

Trixie
Trixie
6 years ago

OK. I just can’t find a way of gift wrapping it.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@DNT Thereth no needth for a lithp.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
6 years ago

Toki is screwings with the public systems again.

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
6 years ago

I knew it! I knew Santa Claus would be taking over the Eiffel Tower!

kioku
kioku
6 years ago

People may not object to being called presents as long as they aren’t expected to report to someone who is in his/her birthday suit.

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

I.E, your presents is requested.

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