Natural Beauty Salon?

Natural Beauty Salon?

posted on 14 May 2014 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Michael Truscott.  
Found in Tokyo.

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algernon
algernon
6 years ago

There’s no truth in advertising nowadays

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

We only use 100% synthetic natural products.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Another great service at the suck ho building

pasdrole
pasdrole
6 years ago

Try some of our ironic shampoo!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Mitsubishi are making a new range of fighter planes, but they’re natural and beautiful.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

No Natural
No Beauty
No Problem

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

Natural has not been tested on animals.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
6 years ago

So the choices are to stay ugly or be beautiful briefly and with cancer

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Nothing is better than natural products, so they use nothing.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

(Natural Beauty) x 0 = Paris Hilton

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Naturally We Speak English

– ZERO Naturally –

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Right next to the brothel of celibacy.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

When you enter the salon, you will find only men with big beard there.

Conventi
Conventi
6 years ago

Manager in charge: Cher

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

NOTE: In case our unhappy customer contains any natural beauty, we successfully remove it and add pesticides, silicone etc.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

Was (Not Was) “Boom, boom, shakalaka boom”

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

You’ll leave the same way you came in….naturally.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

“We have a wide variety of products containing zero to 100% “Natural” ingredients.”

Sorry, that’s a translation error. It should state…

“We have a wide variety of products containing zero OR 100% “Natural” ingredients.”

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
6 years ago

Specializing in clients who somehow rolled a natural zero for charisma. (Or maybe comeliness since Oriental Adventures rules may apply here.)

Biff the Understudy
6 years ago

@A Non-Y Mouse: Oops, I rolled up my character using “programmer’s dice”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Uhh! I thought it was Kim Kardashian’s joint.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

If one has “natural beauty”, what would one want with this dump?

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

Glamor photos of your natural beauty! (18+)

Magnetic charm made with natural irony!

No one will know you are wearing cosmetics.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Also called ‘SALØN’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

NOTE: We don’t speak English but we like to use fancy words

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

Just the wat I like ’em, fake jugs and all.

Jellychop
Jellychop
6 years ago

It’s definitely naught natural.

szk
szk
6 years ago

Also Zero Beauty

EffEff
EffEff
6 years ago

@Marum: I didn’t know she smoked pot.

Joanne Gray
Joanne Gray
5 years ago

The salon for schizophrenics.

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