No translate error happens…

No translate error happens…

posted on 27 May 2014 in Snacks

Photo courtesy of Lisa W.
Spotted in Japan. 

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jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

My hovercraft is full of orange and green balls.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

and then after inputting sentence, “Translation Server Error” is the result.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Translation not available. To busy inputting snacks to pie hole.

J-Luke
J-Luke
6 years ago

You had one job…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Warning: May contain traces of instructions.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Japanese technology: Enjoy snacks while machine translates

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

WARNING: Translated in a facility that may contain nuts.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

Please input comment at here.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

I’m sorry but I don’t speak Snack.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Output sentences are made at here!

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

I have been speaking to those peanuts for half an hour, but I haven’t received a single translation yet.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

The Chinese reads “peanuts and hail stones.” The hail stones must have melted.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Sentence will become a new Japanese currency

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Input: 英語
Output: Englishenglishenglishenglishenglishenglishenglishenglishenglish…

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

They’re all crackers!

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

What like first name last name

timmy
timmy
6 years ago

I always wondered what happened to castrated cat parts.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

“Aww nuts!”

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

@DrLex: The hail you say..

Sparky
Sparky
6 years ago

Lost in translation.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

NOTE: In case you need menus, T-shirts, signs, instructions, buildings, drinks etc, just input sentences that do NOT translate into here, or visit https://www.engrish.com.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Dr Lex. Hailstones hey?
Caesar was with his legions in Gaul. In the middle of as storm, bits of ice started falling through the roof of his tent.
Caesar rushed out the entrance and yield to the Centurion there. “What’s with this ice?”

The Centurion snapped to attention and exclaimed: “Hail Caesar!!”

And so it stood.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

@Marum: Punch-line Tuesday.

“We came to seize your berry, not to praise it!”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

LEAVE MY BERRIES ALONE.

You dirty old bugger.

Dr Spock.
Dr Spock.
6 years ago

I’m stuck here on your planet, because all these little spherical things blocked up my Hyper-drive.

Lora
Lora
6 years ago

Hailstones? The green ones look more like gallstones! 🙂

Kiobada
Kiobada
6 years ago

I see. I input my words, and they turn into those little round things.
A practical usage for the experiment of turning energy into matter.

AHA! Beam me up Mr. Sulu.

Chuck
Chuck
6 years ago

…and sentences that do not translate will be given to the T-shirt division.

Kiobada
Kiobada
6 years ago

I see. In is a practical application for the experiment, of turning energy into matter. They turn your words into the little round things.

Dr Spock.
Dr Spock.
6 years ago

OK then. Beam me up Mr. Sulu.
So they turn your body into energy, then turn that energy back into matter.
If they beam you up, what happens if the transmission hits a firewall, or a spam filter, on the way?

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

This is too much for a Koala to bear.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Input two, get a caption for free

Peter
Peter
6 years ago

Japanese うたげ(宴)means Banquet, Feast, Dinner . . .
Chinese 花生和雹子 means “Peanut and Hailstone”

What the heck . . . . ???????

Auntie
Auntie
6 years ago

Well, that certainly explains everything.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

@Lora Geez mate! If you were trying to pass a gallstone that big, the ambulance would NOT need a siren.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I found the meal of peanuts and hailstones, vaguely unsatisfying.

jjhitt
jjhitt
6 years ago

“Tonight we dine in hail!”

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
6 years ago

The nuts can’t translate themselves because they are nuts at translating.

Frank Einstein
Frank Einstein
6 years ago

@Kiobada. Oi namo .
Right. So they turn your body into energy, transit it somewhere, and then turn it back into matter.
What happens if a firewall, a spam filter, or even a faulty router, gets in the way?
There might well be bits of you, from one end of the universe to the other.

Frank Einstein
Frank Einstein
6 years ago

That is to beg the moral question. Is the “transmitted” you, really you, or just a copy.
A solution would be to keep the real “you” in a glass case and transmit clones.
That way you may avoid being turned into multi-coloured spheres.

Dr Spock.
Dr Spock.
6 years ago

@Kiobada.
OK mate. They turn your body into energy, transmit it somewhere and then turn that energy back into matter.
What happens if it hits a firewall, a spam filter, or even a faulty router?
There could well be bits of you scattered all over the universe

RT
RT
6 years ago

it’s Japan’s secret way of making the americans who can’t read and speak Japanese look like idiots in their grocery stores.

tadchem
tadchem
6 years ago

What we have here is a failure to mis-communicate.

highliner
highliner
6 years ago

Do not eat balls marked with X. If you do you’ll be sorry.

Casey83
Casey83
6 years ago

I’ll take a dozen sentence balls please!

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
6 years ago

“Curse you, engrish.com!”

amirgal
amirgal
6 years ago

Correct translation guaranteed! Japanese quality! 🙂

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